It appears a young Mandurah feller has fun afoul of his school’s haircut policy when he arrived this morning with no signs of a party at the back.
At teacher at the school immediately raised the alarm and the boy was escorted off the grounds and told in no uncertain terms to regrow the back portion of his hair or find a new school. It was clearly a blatant contravention of the policy.
The young feller decided to try a new haircut after realising he wasn’t going to be drafted as an AFL rookie or become an eshay. He told The Times,
“My uncle got really drunk last Xmas and went on a massive rant about how mullets used to mean nothing and now their trendiness has completely voided what the mullet stands for. He tried to get at me with clippers later in the day. At the time, while he was yelling out the taxi window at me, I just thought ol Unckie Dan needed to sleep it off but his words were so true”
We contacted the school and they told The Times that they had a very strict policy on haircuts and as “we could clearly see” it was a no mullet no entry kind of deal. Adding,
“Look around. It’s a sea of mullets and other atrocious cuts. If this boy wants to march to the beat of his own drum then he can do it elsewhere. We have a standard to maintain in Mandurah”
We understand the boy’s parents have challenged the school’s decision and have even gone as far to contact the education department to report the unfair treatment.
Good luck young man.