A mumfluencer is still trying to move on from the events this morning after her ungrateful children decided to look like a bag of smashed crab for the big photoshoot.
While checking her rival-mumfluencer’s competition, she shed a tear as she told The Times,
“We took about 200 photos this morning and this is the best little gremlins could do! I’ve been absolutely blown out of the water! Yuck, why do I bother with them?”
Indeed, after spending several hours stewing in unadulterated rage, the mumfluencer decided to claw back some clout by posting a photo of her pretending to cry accompanied by a lengthy caption about missing her kids.
Not everyone was convinced by the sincerity of the post however. We spoke to one of her competitors who told The Times,
“Yeah classic, the kids stunk up the photos so she turned it back on her with the ol sympathy post. A classic move but it doesn’t change the fact no one got her around her first post. Honestly, it’s a bit despo”
We understand that her children are on their final warning and should next year be as disasterous they’ll be looking for a new family and social media vibe to ruin.
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