New Zealand has sent a harsh message to Christchurch born man after refusing him entry to his homeland based on some disturbing footage found on his phone.
Kiwi authorities were tipped off about the man who posted several TikToks trying Aussie pies. While he mostly towed the national line of NZ pie supremacy he also broke NZ law by praising a few.
We spoke to NZ customs who told The Times,
“At approximately, 1 pm today, we apprehended a New Zealand national who has attempted to re-enter the country on a valid NZ passport. This individual was already known to authorities who were aware of his breaches of NZ pie laws. As all our citizens know, the only acceptable reaction to eating an Aussie pie is to spit it out”
After an intense grilling, the man admitted that he committed the act of treason because the bakery offered him a free vanilla slice for a good review. This made the offending even more egregious.
We spoke to an average Kiwi on the street that took the view a lifetime ban from the country was getting off easy. Adding,
“Chur bro, I watched the video and he said that Aussie pie was mean az! Then we find out he did it for a slice! All I can say is it’s lucky I wasn’t the one in that interrogation room. We have a reputation to uphold”
Accordingly, the man must now accept his fate working on the moines in Western Australia for the remainder of his years.
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