OF creator busted using real estate photographer to deceive fans as to the size of her assets 

An OF creator is facing a fierce backlash from her subs today after being accused of using one of the best real estate photographers to trick her subs. 

Flattering angles are the norm in the OF game but real estate photographers take it to a sickening new level. 

We spoke to one of her simps who said he couldn’t believe he’s spending $3.99 a month on an optical illusion. Adding,

“I really thought me and her giant booty had a connection. Turns out that was all based on trickery. It all came out when she accidentally posted a photo with a watermark. A significant mistake on her part!”

Judging by her photos, it looked like you could fit a family of 4 on that juicy fruity, in reality, it was probably more suitable for a bachelor and his cat. A Classic real estate trick.

We spoke to another simp who said he forgave her queen and was happy living a lie given she’d rejected all 450 of his requests to take her out on a romantic dinner to Hogs Breath Cafe in Kelmscott. He told The Times,

“How do real estate photographers do it? I thought I was working with a 3 car garage but it turns out you’d need to be careful backing a Barina up in there. Not that she’d ever allow my passionate brake lights anywhere near her house. I’m a bit lost in this metaphor now”

We spoke to the OF creator who conceded she’d taken camera trickery a step too far but at least she wasn’t using AI editing like some other models. Adding,

“If you stood at the same angle you’d see the same. So in this day and age that’s about as honest as you can get. I think a lot of simps don’t realise they are buying shares in Kleenex over AI edited or even fully fabricated images these days. Am I really the villain here?”

When she puts it like that. Perhaps not. 

Fair bump, play on Ms Top 1%.