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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Police called to Perth Maccas after man explains his 5 Fillet-O-Fish order has nothing to do with Good Friday

    A Perth McDonalds has been left scrambling for answers today after a man boldly entered the store and ordered 5 Fillet-O-Fish burgers without even a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local Seagulls Thank Catholic Guilt As They Prepare For Their Biggest Day Of The Year

    Good Friday is the official seagull grand final with over 500% more fish & chip munching families to terrorise in their endless pursuit for a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local mum reconsiders catholic guilt as cost-of-living means ol mate Cap’n Birds Eye is coming for lunch

    Local mum Patricia has seriously questioned her annual display of faith after realising that the weekend budget doesn’t allow for the frills of bougie fish…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    WA to Invoke Emergency Powers to Divert Froffs to Those Who Forgot to Stock Up Before Good Friday

    Roger Cook has called a special press conference to announce WA will be invoking emergency powers to stop the indignity of the Good Friday booze…

    Belle April 2, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    NASA Reveals Artemis Program Aims to Establish New Perth Suburb on Moon

    Plans for the latest Perth suburb in the ever-expansive sprawl have moved one step closer after the successful launch of the Orion as part of…

    Belle April 2, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

Confusing UK passport system for dual citizens replaced with simple test: do you hold The Ashes?

Belle February 11, 2026

Australians with British relatives travelling to the UK are reportedly confused by the new passport system which dictates the criteria for being declared dual citizen.…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Victorians to pay 10% more at State of Origin to ensure WA gets its fair share of GST

Belle February 10, 2026

The Western Australian Government has spotted a prime opportunity to correct some mistakes in this country at the upcoming State of Origin AFL match at…

View More Victorians to pay 10% more at State of Origin to ensure WA gets its fair share of GST
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

AFL locks in Eagles’ season opener for February 30 due to overwhelming interest 

Belle February 9, 2026

Eagles fans are in for a special treat with the AFL announcing a new Round -1 where the West Coast Eagles will play the mighty…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

A day in the life of a Grey Nomad 

Belle February 8, 2026 A Day In The Life Of

6:00 am: the early bird gets the worm and I’m up to launch a final raid on the caravan park’s ablution block. I stuff my…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Report: No pressure, but the entire revitalisation of Perth’s CBD now rests on you, ECU City

Belle February 8, 2026

ECU City is now open for business but one has to ponder whether the full gravity of its situation has dawned on it. Spruiked as…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Perth man feeling as cultured as a tub of yoghurt after seeing a Fringe Festival show and eating exotic cuisine in the same night 

Belle February 7, 2026

A Perth man is beginning to feel like he might be something after a night packed full of culture.  Not only did the young man…

View More Perth man feeling as cultured as a tub of yoghurt after seeing a Fringe Festival show and eating exotic cuisine in the same night 

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  • WA to Invoke Emergency Powers to Divert Froffs to Those Who Forgot to Stock Up Before Good Friday
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