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    AI traffic camera suffers catastrophic meltdown trying to process first morning of WA long weekend

    A mobile AI traffic camera positioned on the Freeway heading southbound has crashed out under the sheer volume of how much vehicular fuckery it was…

    Belle February 28, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Authorities up the ante against Alcoa with sternly worded tree vandalism sign in Northern Jarrah Forest

    A joint taskforce into Alcoa’s tree cutting shitcuntery in the Northern Jarrah Forest has been launched between State and Federal environmental authorities. Fearing the $55…

    Belle February 27, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    City of Perth confident parking fee hike is a ‘non-issue’ thanks to Perth’s famous love of public transport

    It’s a move that some punters are sceptical about given the CBD has the humming hustle and bustle of Galleria most of the time. However,…

    Belle February 27, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Parents squirm awkwardly after kids ask them what Pinky’s was like back in their day

    A lovely day on Rottnest island turned awkward after a visit to the infamous Pinky’s Beach. It seems the parents were unable to hide their…

    Belle February 26, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Joondalup man reaches City faster on foot than drivers after surprise thunderstorm

    Kevin from Joondalup unceremoniously hurled his car keys into the bin this morning after looking at the window and witnessing a surprise thunderstorm. Why, one…

    Belle February 26, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Kalgoorlie bloke disgusted that no one is getting on the mini beers in Perth

Belle January 6, 2026

Tex is a decidedly uncouth member of society hailing from Kalgoorlie. This week, he’s headed into the big smoke of Perth to catch up with…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

NOR beachgoer concedes romance with SOR beach fan was doomed from the start

Belle January 6, 2026

A pair of star-crossed lovers have made the difficult decision to pull the pin on what was looking like a very promising relationship.  Alas, the…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Man who loaded up on cheap tuesday petrol laying low over fears he could be next

Belle January 5, 2026

A Perth man who took advantage of 1.69 fuel last Tuesday has been rocked by the events in Venezuela.  Given the price of fuel had…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

Down South begs Perth family to stay after being reminded they’d be nothing without their tourist dollars

Belle January 4, 2026

The entirety of Down South have made an impassioned plea to a Perth family to remain in the region after being reminded today that they…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

New Perth Cafe seeks to capture the boomer market by offering water straight from the hose

Belle January 4, 2026

A new café opening in Perth has thrown down the gauntlet to Dôme by announcing an aggressive play to capture the boomer market from them. Not…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Cottesloe man insists Rotto isn’t elitist after spotting someone from Nedlands 

Belle January 3, 2026

A Cottesloe man born into generational wealth has refuted claims Rottnest Island is some elitist getaway island.  He says that on his recent trip to…

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  • Parents squirm awkwardly after kids ask them what Pinky’s was like back in their day
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