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    Mandurah to burn massive Mozzie coils in its pippy to help get pests under control 

    Mandurah has decided to use one of its most valuable assets in the fight against mosquitoes this summer – the famous Mandurah crackpipe.  Taking inspiration…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Rotto’s Quokkas also preparing for a horrible day 2 

    Rottnest Island’s quokkas know all about horrible second days as they prepare for another wave of bored English tourists to arrive given they have so…

    Belle November 24, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Perth Park plans giant “2” statue to remind England how many days it took to win Ashes Test

    While the proposed Perth Park has its critics, the entirety of the Antipodean populace of Perth can get behind the giant statue of the number…

    Belle November 24, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Perth Stadium suffers extensive rust damage after flood of English tears following Ashes collapse

    Engineers are working around the clock to restore Perth Stadium back to its pre-Ashes glory after the tears of the English cricket fans ran an…

    Belle November 23, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Piers Morgan calls for Usman Khawaja’s toilet to be named player of the match

    The English blowhard has praised the alluring pull of the toilet for helping England into a commanding second-day position. As the story goes, Usman Khawaja…

    Belle November 22, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

REPORT: Kalgoorlie currently smelling like Tarocash and regret 

Belle October 5, 2025

The streets of Kalgoorlie are alive with the unmistakable armour of Tarocash and regret after the 2025 Kalgoorlie Cup.  It’s the sort of day that…

View More REPORT: Kalgoorlie currently smelling like Tarocash and regret 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

All Blacks fans race to Royal Show sheep pavilion to keep the party going

Belle October 4, 2025

The New Zealand All Blacks rugby fans have made a desperate dash to the Perth Royal Show to keep the Bledisloe Cup party going with…

View More All Blacks fans race to Royal Show sheep pavilion to keep the party going
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Scarborough announces long awaited beach parking upgrade promising 2 new bays

Belle October 3, 2025

It’s the news every Scabs Beach lover has been waiting for. Finally, beach parking woes will be no more after two brand spankin’ bays were…

View More Scarborough announces long awaited beach parking upgrade promising 2 new bays
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Westralian man shocked to learn there is no “s” at the end of daylight saving

Belle October 2, 2025

As the annual media shit-stir over “daylight savings” begins, a Westralian man has had his foundations rocked after repeatedly seeing it written as daylight saving.…

View More Westralian man shocked to learn there is no “s” at the end of daylight saving
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

Woolworths debuts new “minority report” cameras to catch you scanning items as onions before you’ve done it 

Belle October 2, 2025

Woolworths has spent billions of dollars inventing new cameras that are straight out of a sci-fi thrilling featuring everyone’s favourite stunt-lovin’, couch jumpin’ lunatic Tom…

View More Woolworths debuts new “minority report” cameras to catch you scanning items as onions before you’ve done it 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

Twiggy slides into China’s DMs after BHP iron ore ban 

Belle October 1, 2025

Andrew “The Twigmeister” Forrest has taken the news that China has banned BHP iron ore pretty well by all reports.  A source close to the…

View More Twiggy slides into China’s DMs after BHP iron ore ban 

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