Skip to content
The Bell Tower Times

The Bell Tower Times

Embrace the human zoo
Tuesday, December 09, 2025
The Bell Tower Times
  • The Human Zoo
    • Health & Medicine
    • Lifestyle, Love & Parenting
    • Work & Study
    • Perth & WA Locations
    • Travellers
    • Party & Entertainment
    • WA Culture & Notable Events
    • Internet Culture
    • Sports, Auto & Hobbies
    • Politics
    • Unique & Other
  • BREAKING NEWS
    • Entertainment
    • Lifestyle
    • Local
    • Regional
    • True-ish Crime
    • Technology & Finance
    • Politics
    • Sports
    • Business
    • Travel
    • Stories from the zoo
  • WA suburbs & towns
  • Hot Takes
    • From the Zoo
    • Reckons
    • Belle’s Lounge
  • Your Best Life
    • Health, Well Being, Parenting
    • Better Homes & Gardens
    • Cookery
    • Travel
    • Entertainment
    • Success
  • Contact Us
    • Sign Up For Belle’s Weekly Newsletter – Zesty News Served Fresh
  • Support the BTT
  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Congestion on regional roads solved after “overtaking lane ahead” signs placed every 100m

    Main Roads WA have been praised for their genius initiative to ensure grey nomads towing caravans don’t clog up regional roads anymore.  The solution? To…

    Belle December 9, 2025
    View More
  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Ellenbrook Line declared a disaster as new figures reveal Perth dealing with thousands of Ellenbrook commuters every day

    The Western Australian Government has apologised to the people of Perth after the new Ellenbrook Line delivered on the threat of bringing thousands of Ellenbrook…

    Belle December 8, 2025
    View More
  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    WA announces BCF shirt buyback as fish ban set to decimate displays of boating incompetence 

    Western Australia has announced recreational demersal fishing on the west coast will be banned until the Spring of 2027. As a result, many weekend warriors…

    Belle December 6, 2025
    View More
  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Useless Perth angler doing a good job pretending he’ll be affected by Dhuey ban

    Atrocious Perth fisho, Timbo, who has never caught a Dhuey in his life is putting on a convincing act while joining in on his fellow…

    Belle December 5, 2025
    View More
  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    AC/DC concert receives noise complaints from residents in Two Rocks 

    AC/DC are not popular with Two Rocks NIMBYs after noise complaints streamed in as last night’s concert at Perth Stadium roared on. Residents in Two…

    Belle December 5, 2025
    View More

Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

Trump vows to make the Qantas Lounge great again as part of historic investment into WA mining 

Belle October 21, 2025

Western Australia has emerged as one of the big winners from Albo’s meeting with President Trump today.  The pair sealed the deal on a $3B…

View More Trump vows to make the Qantas Lounge great again as part of historic investment into WA mining 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Fears temporary dhufish ban will deplete stocks of fresh Tinder photos 

Belle October 20, 2025

The BCF weekend warrior community fears a temporary restriction on any demersal fishing could absolutely ravage stocks of fresh Tinder photos.  Currently, the WA Government…

View More Fears temporary dhufish ban will deplete stocks of fresh Tinder photos 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Louvre thieves eyeing off Bankwest Tower next for daring raid on Bondy’s gold bathroom

Belle October 20, 2025

The daring thieves behind a heist at the Louvre has reportedly set their sights on an even more grandiose payday, right here in little old…

View More Louvre thieves eyeing off Bankwest Tower next for daring raid on Bondy’s gold bathroom
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

Tables are turned as WorkSafe probes extraterrestrials over entering mine site without authorisation 

Belle October 19, 2025

A pair of extraterrestrials have been given a rude welcome to Western Australia after crashing into a mine site outside of Newman. Naturally, the inquisitive…

View More Tables are turned as WorkSafe probes extraterrestrials over entering mine site without authorisation 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

What your favourite major fast food chain says about you

Belle October 19, 2025

Maccas – you’re a plain Jane punter whose idea of getting crazy is dipping a chip into a sundae. You have no idea why your Bumble…

View More What your favourite major fast food chain says about you
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Repeat offenders to be sentenced to lengthy Essendon contracts 

Belle October 19, 2025

Criminal jurisdictions around Australia have come up with a novel deterrent to try and correct the course of many of the nation’s repeat offenders.  The…

View More Repeat offenders to be sentenced to lengthy Essendon contracts 

Posts pagination

Previous page Page 1 … Page 13 Page 14 Page 15 … Page 519 Next page

TRENDING NEWS

  • Congestion on regional roads solved after “overtaking lane ahead” signs placed every 100m
  • Ellenbrook Line declared a disaster as new figures reveal Perth dealing with thousands of Ellenbrook commuters every day
  • WA announces BCF shirt buyback as fish ban set to decimate displays of boating incompetence 
  • Useless Perth angler doing a good job pretending he’ll be affected by Dhuey ban
  • AC/DC concert receives noise complaints from residents in Two Rocks 
  • Spotify reveal its top song of 2025: “Destroying Aussie Music With an Unfair Algorithm” 

SUPPORT THE BTT

Become a Patron!
  • Perth woman christens new car with first load of sand she’ll never get rid of
  • Perth Driver Accused Of Being A Witch After Failing To Slam Brakes Upon Entering Tunnel
  • Leering Tradie Alleges He Was Catfished After Driver Of P-Plated Suzuki Swift Turned Out To Be Middle Aged Man
  • Crack team of Pilbara miners sent to UK to assure them their heatwave was nothing 
    • Privacy Policy
    The Bell Tower Times | Designed by: Theme Freesia | WordPress | © Copyright All right reserved