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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    REPORT: Perth UFC fan must be excited for tomorrow’s event because he hasn’t slept since last Tuesday

    Surely Perth UFC fan, Brayden, is excited for tomorrow’s big clash given he hasn’t managed a single week of sleep since last Tuesday. His haters,…

    Belle November 15, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Border Force opens first Indonesian BCF to help illegal fishers adapt to life as WA boat owners

    A special investigation by The Times has revealed Australian Border Force is operating Indonesia’s first BCF store on Rote Island to help the beneficiaries of…

    Belle November 15, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Local Council fines Andrew Lloyd Webber after his CATS cast found roaming Perth park

    West End musical titan Andrew Lloyd Webber has run afoul of local Council regulations after bringing his CATS show to Perth. It seems his unregistered…

    Belle November 14, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    TransPerth commuter suspicious over escalator in perfect working order

    “It must be a trap”, a TransPerth commuter mused as he gazed upon a seemingly functional escalator this morning.  To make matters even more suspicious…

    Belle November 13, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Tim Winton urges youth to get back into human torpedoing as under 16s social media ban set to strike 

    As the Under 16s social media ban looms, Westralian Author Tim Winton has made an impassioned plea to the Nation’s youth to turn to human…

    Belle November 13, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

Clive Palmer now preparing to sue the entire Planet after $300 Billion fail against Australia

Belle September 27, 2025

News broke today that an international arbitrary tribunal dismissed Clive’s $300 billion claim against Australia. Back in 2023, Titanic enthusiast Palmer sought a ruling from…

View More Clive Palmer now preparing to sue the entire Planet after $300 Billion fail against Australia
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

REPORT: the only thing a coffee shop rave shares with an actual rave is that a toilet is getting obliterated 

Belle September 27, 2025

When Gen Z aren’t sitting around thinking up new names to call old behaviours, they are throwing themselves into the faux-high-on-life world of coffee raves.…

View More REPORT: the only thing a coffee shop rave shares with an actual rave is that a toilet is getting obliterated 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Snoop seen studying Meatloaf’s Grand Final performance after hearing it’s still spoken about to this day 

Belle September 26, 2025

The Doggfather is clearly keen to make an impact during his Grand Final show after he was observed studying Meatloaf’s 2011 performance after hearing it…

View More Snoop seen studying Meatloaf’s Grand Final performance after hearing it’s still spoken about to this day 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Royal Show to have special chairs for husbands to watch their wives watch the wood choppers

Belle September 26, 2025

The Perth Royal Show has responded to a need in the community after watching the looks on the faces of middle aged women as they…

View More Royal Show to have special chairs for husbands to watch their wives watch the wood choppers
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

RAC tells members that on-selling its Perth Arena naming rights to Kyle & Jackie O is good for WA

Belle September 25, 2025

The RAC has sought to deflect accusations it is selling out Western Australia on an insurance deal by revealing it has also sought to sell…

View More RAC tells members that on-selling its Perth Arena naming rights to Kyle & Jackie O is good for WA
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

SOR man yearns to one day have a reason to take the Cranford Ave Freeway exit

Belle September 24, 2025

A born & bred Bull Creekian has driven down the Kwinana Freeway more times than he dares count. Each time, yearning that he could one…

View More SOR man yearns to one day have a reason to take the Cranford Ave Freeway exit

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