Ageing millennial realises 80% of his social life was spent in Ambar’s laneway
Charlie caught himself in a reflective mood this morning after walking up Murray Street on his lunch break. He felt a tingle run down his…
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RAM Release First Rev Powered “Endowment” Pump for Eager Customer Base
RAM has sent a powerful message to its customer base, “YOU TALKED AND WE LISTENED”. Accordingly, RAM has released the first state-of-the-art, ram-powered peen pump…
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Deceased Grandfather Now Underground Enough For Hipster’s Love
Eugene is preparing for the most exclusive DJ synth set of 2023: his grandfather’s wake. Eugene and his grandfather struggled to find common ground in…
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Mr. Bunnings weekend warrior admits he considers renting a trailer to be admitting defeat
“Renting a trailer is like letting the man next to you at the urinal hold your dick when you have a piss. That’s not the…
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Perth Driver’s Licences Now Conditional On Passing Simulated Bunbury Farmers Market Test
In a radical overhaul to road safety, the DoT has decreed that all Perth learner drivers will be required to successfully pass a simulated Bunbury…
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Clayton Oliver reveals he wants to chase a premiership with WAFL champions East Freo
The AFL nuffie scene has absolutely lost its shit with Clayton Oliver trade rumours. Almost anyone with a Twitter account and a former blue tick…
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