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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    AFP drop Ben Roberts-Smith prosecution after some bloke from Mandurah tells them they have fark all

    The AFP has sensationally dropped all charges against Ben Roberts-Smith after some bloke from Mandurah launched a grammarless tirade against them on Facebook today. In…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Middle-aged Scarborough gent confident girls will never question his age if he never stops wearing surf wear 

    A Scabs bachelor on the wrong side of 40 is confident that the girls half his age he habitually tries to converse with are none-the-wiser…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    New Servo Supply Fears as Cargo Ship Full of Cheese Sausages Stuck in Strait of Hormuz

    First, it was fuel, now it’s something much bleaker for humanity – a shortage of cheese sausages is imminent in Australia after a ship full…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Trump claims to have negotiated a ceasefire between Thornlie & Maddington

    The President of Peace aka the Rapid Oompa Loompa King has claimed another negotiation victory today declaring a ceasefire between the SOR Perth suburbs of…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Australind service to Bunbury to recommence once Australind Bunbury Bypass is completed

    The WA Government has revealed the reason the Australind train to Bunbury is taking so long is due to a delay in constructing the Australind…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Ex-Jetstar passenger beginning to feel like he’s something after booking more expensive Rex ticket 

Belle July 11, 2024

A renowned Jetstar menace has decided his image is sorely in need of a rebrand. So when looking for flights to Melbourne this morning, he…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

10 Important Lessons You’ll Learn From Your Euro Trip

Belle July 10, 2024

1. Hostels are actually an intricate form of punishment  We all look at those super affordable prices and think “yeah, I can handle that”. Well,…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Insecure WRX Driver Admits Exhaust Not Obnoxious Enough for Tunnel Run

Belle July 10, 2024

Life was going pretty well for Brad. His brother’s recent visit to Hotel Hakea meant he was now the proud custodian of a WRX. A…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Survivor of Perth’s brutal 2000s footwear dress code era still unsure if he’ll “get in, in these”

Belle July 10, 2024

It’s been almost two decades from the tragic events of the early to mid 2000s but Tom still wears the scars.  Being a young feller…

View More Survivor of Perth’s brutal 2000s footwear dress code era still unsure if he’ll “get in, in these”
Sports, Auto & Hobbies

The Drone Photographer

Belle July 10, 2024

Steve is the kind of drone operator that looked at a mosquito and asked, why are they having all the fun? He too could emit…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

BREAKING: Simmo to be replaced by bloke who comments “play the kids” on every Eagles article

Belle July 9, 2024

West Coast has sent shockwaves through the footy world today after announcing head coach Adam Simpson will be replaced by Daryl from Belmont who has…

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  • Trump claims to have negotiated a ceasefire between Thornlie & Maddington
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