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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional Travel

    Experts warn global conflict could push international airfares toward regional WA prices

    Passengers wishing to fly internationally have been met with the harsh realisation that fares are now hovering around the atmospheric heights of typical regional WA…

    Belle March 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Perth prepares for possible WW3 the only way it knows how: hoarding toilet paper

    There’s one thing you can bank on when the world is in the grips of instability – the unshakable Perth fear of not having enough…

    Belle March 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Queue at cheaper Perth petrol station Now Stretching to Kalgoorlie

    A potent combination of the conflict in the Middle East, fear mongering and the reputation of petrol companies has created the perfect storm today as…

    Belle March 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Report: man thought it was a good idea to go to Hillarys on a public holiday for some reason

    A local bozo had the bright idea to drag his family to Hillarys today to enjoy a nice relaxing public holiday next to the tranquil…

    Belle March 2, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    AI traffic camera suffers catastrophic meltdown trying to process first morning of WA long weekend

    A mobile AI traffic camera positioned on the Freeway heading southbound has crashed out under the sheer volume of how much vehicular fuckery it was…

    Belle February 28, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Area women warned to expect flooding after local Eshay rocks Temu chain over shirt 

Belle June 12, 2024

Women in and around the Rockingham area have been warned to expect monsoonal floods in their undercarriages today after a local Eshay stepped out with…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

WA bloke torn between large fish pic and HiVis work bathroom selfie for online dating profile

Belle June 11, 2024

 A Western Australian man has found himself in an enormous pickle this afternoon after his most recent long term relationship of 2 weeks abruptly ended. …

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

R.M. Williams wearer assures you peasants that the high price tag is justified given they’ll last him for life

Belle June 10, 2024

Western Suburbs allrounder William has proudly shown off his 4th pair of R.M. Williams boots at work this morning. By all reports, it was an…

View More R.M. Williams wearer assures you peasants that the high price tag is justified given they’ll last him for life
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS WA suburbs & towns

The 13 Best Things to Do in Gosnells aka Gozzywood

Belle June 10, 2024 BTT Travel

1. Enjoy the thrill of a replacement bus  The quintessential activity in Gozzywood right now is enjoying the whirlwind of excitement that comes with catching…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

REPORT: Local Swan Couldn’t Care Less About Your Commute

Belle June 9, 2024

A local swan who rose to fame in August for crossing the freeway has made it clear by her actions that she couldn’t give a…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

Perth Pub now requiring customers to download an App to use the toilets 

Belle June 9, 2024

A Perth pub has made the novel step of requiring all customers to download an app called Shitr to access their toilets.  The initiative comes…

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  • Experts warn global conflict could push international airfares toward regional WA prices
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  • Queue at cheaper Perth petrol station Now Stretching to Kalgoorlie
  • Report: man thought it was a good idea to go to Hillarys on a public holiday for some reason
  • AI traffic camera suffers catastrophic meltdown trying to process first morning of WA long weekend
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