Biden announces plan to get a house on the Mandurah canals and a Dome long mac topped up served extra hot
Joe Biden has sent shockwaves through American politics today by announcing he’s stepping aside in the Presidential race due to some lacklustre performances on the…
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REPORT: Melbourne couldn’t find a clearance at an early 2000s Rugs-a-Million closing down sale
The AFL has conceded that one of its most loved sons – the Melbourne Demons – have developed a real and brutal allergy to clearances…
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BREAKING: Cash is King Enthusiast Still Has A Stiffy
A man who bases his entire personality around loudly typing “CASH IS KING!” has been admitted to hospital today after maintaining rock hard status since…
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Australia to roll out pirated copies of Windows XP after global tech outageÂ
Australia has vowed to protect its citizens against all future global outages by making pirated copies of the GOAT Windows XP available to all citizens…
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AFL promises Flagmantle 8 business class sinks to piss in to even playing fieldÂ
The AFL has responded to the furore over the Flagmantle chartered flight that saw players need to urinate into the sink due to a lack…
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Marriage On The Rocks After Wife Tries To Throw Out Antique 90’s Midori Illusion Shaker
For over 20 years of married life, Brett’s antique mid 90’s Midori Illusion shaker lived happily in the back of the second row of the…
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