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    Perth Driver Accused Of Being A Witch After Failing To Slam Brakes Upon Entering Tunnel

    Witnesses have been left disturbed and unsettled after a brazen motorist expertly accelerated up to 80kph on the approach to the tunnel and maintained that…

    Belle November 28, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    UWA students to take bridging course on dealing with the poors if merger with Murdoch & Curtin goes through 

    UWA students will be offered a free bridging course to help adapt to the possibilities of having to share facilities with students not born into…

    Belle November 28, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Perth Airport introduce a Minotaur to car park labyrinth to motivate people to escape faster

    Perth Airport has come up with an ingenious way to help punters navigate through the labyrinthine mess of a car park by introducing a bloodthirsty…

    Belle November 27, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    BOM apologises after accidentally slugging taxpayers $92 million for a night out at Crazy Horse

    The Bureau of Meteorology has come under fire again after it was revealed it accidentally submitted an expense for froffs at Adelaide’s famous Crazy Horse. …

    Belle November 26, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Authorities believe there is more out there after spotting a shark with a Kmart dinner plate off Lancelin 

    Western Australian Police have stated they will be continuing their search off the coast of Lancelin after a fisherman reported spotting a great white shark…

    Belle November 26, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Flagmantle fans launch class action against AFL for nonrefundable deposit on September bus

Belle April 8, 2024 AFLflagmantleFooty

Furious Flagmantle fans have commenced legal action against the AFL after a series of erroneous calls cost them a win against Carlton on the weekend.…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports, Auto & Hobbies

Mr. “I Hate EVs”

Belle April 7, 2024

Brolyn wakes up harder than a headshot on Oddjob during a heated session of Goldeneye. He has been dreaming of diesel soot again and deals…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Middle Aged Man on Harley Fending the Ladies Off With a Stick After Revving in Freo

Belle April 7, 2024

Lou knows when the female population of Perth gazes upon his newly purchased hog there is a 50:50 chance they’ll think he’s either suffering a…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Study confirms getting a clear run to race the train along the Freeway is the best feeling in the world

Belle April 7, 2024

Science has finally confirmed what every Perth motorist has known for some time – that the feeling of the stars aligning for you to have…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Reverse Parallel Parkaphobe Not Cut Out For The East Vic Park Dining Scene 

Belle April 7, 2024

Jesse is a 25-year-old coward and all-round inept driver who has consistently let the anxiety of having to perform a reverse parallel park stop her…

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From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Jet Ski Ownership

Belle April 6, 2024 Bogan

There comes a time in every bogan’s life when they realise they need to invest in their future. So you apply for a personal loan…

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  • Perth Driver Accused Of Being A Witch After Failing To Slam Brakes Upon Entering Tunnel
  • UWA students to take bridging course on dealing with the poors if merger with Murdoch & Curtin goes through 
  • Perth Airport introduce a Minotaur to car park labyrinth to motivate people to escape faster
  • BOM apologises after accidentally slugging taxpayers $92 million for a night out at Crazy Horse
  • Authorities believe there is more out there after spotting a shark with a Kmart dinner plate off Lancelin 
  • Fisheries impose strict bag limit after mysterious 500kg parcel intercepted in Lancelin 

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