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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Gym bro resolves to hit the pub 3 times a week and become piss-fit in the new year after another weak silly season performance

    Thomas aka “Rig Brah” was forced to take a long hard look in the mirror after an eye-opening effort at his friend’s Xmas party last…

    Belle January 2, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Scarborough man summons half of Ireland after softly mentioning ‘a job on the mines’ while out

    Scabs man, Jase, has suffered the shock of a lifetime after managing to summon what appeared to be half of Ireland to his table after…

    Belle January 2, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Man arrested at Elizabeth Quay last night for refusing to record gigabytes of fireworks footage no one will ever watch

    A Perth man has been given his marching orders after a concerned member of the public reported him to the police after overhearing a chilling…

    Belle January 1, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Morley looks to the future as revellers welcome in 1996 in style 

    The good people of Morley have partied long into the night after welcoming in 1996 in their glorious suburb.  The streets were packed with the…

    Belle January 1, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Man reaches “shelving Hydralyte” stage of trying to beat New Year hangover

    Damo, a double bacon deluxe of a bloke, has tried every trick in the book to beat his brutal hangover today. Alas, nothing seems to…

    Belle January 1, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

WA declines Japan’s enthusiastic offer to help search for pod of whales that stranded yesterday

Belle April 26, 2024

The Great Nation of Japan has extended an offer to Western Australia they believed we couldn’t refuse after dozens of pilot whales were rescued yesterday…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Claremont kid gets a reality check after parents make him slum it in Mount Claremont home 

Belle April 24, 2024

A Golden Triangle resident has faced a harsh dose of reality after his parents informed him that they were only going to extend themselves as…

View More Claremont kid gets a reality check after parents make him slum it in Mount Claremont home 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Cott girl forced to wear socks with her Birks in the face of oppressive 16-degree morning

Belle April 24, 2024

Temperatures have dropped faster in Perth than Clive Palmer’s grundies at a Titanic-themed gloryhole.  Coming off a week of delicious mid-30 stunners, Perth has endured the…

View More Cott girl forced to wear socks with her Birks in the face of oppressive 16-degree morning
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Trendy cafe calls sandwiches “sandos” to distract you from the fact you’re paying $20 for a sanga

Belle April 23, 2024

A hip, inner city cafe has made the bold move to rebrand their selection of sandwiches as “sandos” after becoming aware of the word’s impressive…

View More Trendy cafe calls sandwiches “sandos” to distract you from the fact you’re paying $20 for a sanga
teachers be GPS tracked
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

Private school mum demands teachers be GPS tracked after waiting 45 mins for email reply

Belle April 23, 2024

A Perth private school mummy is demanding her kid’s teachers be GPS tracked after she was made to wait 45 minutes for a reply on…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Man tries to book Arj Barker to perform on his next flight after stance on noisy babies revealed

Belle April 22, 2024

A man about to embark on an international flight has watched the furore surrounding comedian Arj Barker with great interest. At a show last night,…

View More Man tries to book Arj Barker to perform on his next flight after stance on noisy babies revealed

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  • Gym bro resolves to hit the pub 3 times a week and become piss-fit in the new year after another weak silly season performance
  • Scarborough man summons half of Ireland after softly mentioning ‘a job on the mines’ while out
  • Man arrested at Elizabeth Quay last night for refusing to record gigabytes of fireworks footage no one will ever watch
  • Morley looks to the future as revellers welcome in 1996 in style 
  • Man reaches “shelving Hydralyte” stage of trying to beat New Year hangover
  • Ford Ranger driver resolves to change absolutely nothing in the New Year 

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