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    Santa deported in a complimentary cray boat after ABF catches him throwing a sneaky line in

    Santa Clause has been apprehended by the Australian Border Force after heading to Australia early to throw a cheeky line in from his sled.  Not…

    Belle December 24, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Kid who asked Santa for a half built trampoline set to have his dreams come true 

    Little does he know it, but little Johnny is just one sleep away from having his dream of playing on a half built trampoline realised. …

    Belle December 24, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Axed AC Milan vs Como game replaced with Balcatta pool party to give fans their Italian diving fix 

    European football fans have been left devastated today after learning the hyped AC Milan v Como Italian-fest has been cancelled.  It would’ve marked a historic…

    Belle December 23, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Santa cancels Geraldton stop after quick Take 5 on scorching forecast

    Santa has pulled the pin on Gero after reading reports it could hit 42 on Xmas Eve and 43 degrees on Xmas Day. Meaning, the region…

    Belle December 23, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Acts of “Bazball” decreed a treasonable offence by order of The King

    England have entered full damage control after the controversial style of aggressive test batting has been declared dead.  Thus to protect the sanctity of English…

    Belle December 22, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

BREAKING: Dockers Reach Peak Fremantle

Belle April 20, 2024

It was a far cry from Flagmantle tonight as the Freo Dockers got a pantsing by the notoriously out of form Eagles in the Western…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

REPORT: Rooftop tent is an expensive way to tell people you only go off-road for social media content 

Belle April 20, 2024

An aspiring 4WD influencer has finally made his dreams come true after purchasing a rooftop tent for the rig he takes out on long weekends…

View More REPORT: Rooftop tent is an expensive way to tell people you only go off-road for social media content 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Former country sesh-rat rebrands as organic wine sipping faux-hippie after move to Freo

Belle April 20, 2024

Kaylee was born & bred in the Goldfields and spent much of her formative years smashing pingaz and hanging out in grotesque outdoor settings into…

View More Former country sesh-rat rebrands as organic wine sipping faux-hippie after move to Freo
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Perth woman concerned with BF’s trajectory after going from craft beer to beard oil in record time

Belle April 20, 2024

Samara has expressed concern she is losing her partner to the perils of hipsterdom after seeing his evolution from fun lovin’ guy to greasy bearded…

View More Perth woman concerned with BF’s trajectory after going from craft beer to beard oil in record time
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

What a pisswreck plumber on $130k* spends in a week 

Belle April 19, 2024

* old mate said 130k as far as the ATO was concerned. He was reluctant to expand on this. Age: 38 Live: Rivervale Salary: I…

View More What a pisswreck plumber on $130k* spends in a week 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

All health warnings to be replaced with school kids spending an afternoon in the public health system 

Belle April 19, 2024

WA Health has had a novel idea to help imprint a message of living clean to the next generation of Westralians.  Instead of ghastly pictures…

View More All health warnings to be replaced with school kids spending an afternoon in the public health system 

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