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    Man treats his house to the ol ‘Balcatta Sunset’ after installing a bore

    Local man Todd has expressed his joy at “finally feeling like a true sandgroper” after staining the bricks, fence and power boxes of his property…

    Belle January 28, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Japan braces for impact as Aussie dollar surges

    A collective sigh from the population of Japan was heard after news broke that the Aussie dollar was surging and was approaching its strongest against…

    Belle January 28, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Rockingham man sets up cabana in KFC drive through to reserve his spot this morning 

    Inspired by the inconsiderate actions of many Westralians at beaches, a local pisswreck has had the genius idea of setting up a cabana in the…

    Belle January 27, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Irishman detained for trying to enter Australia without a GAA jersey 

    There were chaotic scenes at Perth Airport today after Border Force apprehended an Irishman who thought he could just waltz into Perth without wearing a…

    Belle January 24, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    New hate speech laws expanded to include pronouncing the CK in Cockburn while in WA

    Last minute amendments to the Albanese Government’s new hate speech laws have been made following an appeal from Westralia.  Pursuant to the new amendment, anyone…

    Belle January 21, 2026
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IN FOCUS: Supermarket Mud Cakes – the thinking man’s dessert

Belle May 13, 2024

Picture it – the mid arvo munchies kick in and you’re barrelling towards your kitchen like a semi-tranquilised baboon. Out of the corner of your…

View More IN FOCUS: Supermarket Mud Cakes – the thinking man’s dessert
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Golden Triangle lady reveals $10k monthly air expenditure so she doesn’t have to breathe the same oxygen as the plebs

Belle May 13, 2024

One might think one had hit the air jackpot living on Marine Parade. One would be right for 99% of people by Cynthia is not…

View More Golden Triangle lady reveals $10k monthly air expenditure so she doesn’t have to breathe the same oxygen as the plebs
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Cheapo Son Decides to Visit the Forbidden Florist To Grab Mother’s Day Flowers

Belle May 12, 2024

Florists hate him! Because Sammy has discovered a way to get a beautiful bouquet of roses without spending a dollar. That’s right, like many cash…

View More Cheapo Son Decides to Visit the Forbidden Florist To Grab Mother’s Day Flowers
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Family shows love for mum by subjecting her to social pressure to pretend she wants to eat breakfast in bed

Belle May 12, 2024

“The thought is lovely but it’s impractical and frankly, whoever dreamed up breakfast in bed must just have a sick fantasy to share their linen…

View More Family shows love for mum by subjecting her to social pressure to pretend she wants to eat breakfast in bed
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Man who recently moved into East Vic Park reckons he’s ready for these bad boys 

Belle May 11, 2024

While he considers himself the high watermark of culture one could argue that considering yourself an expert in ethnic cuisine after a few months is…

View More Man who recently moved into East Vic Park reckons he’s ready for these bad boys 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Kwinana tradie’s sleepless weekend lifestyle finally pays off as he catches the Aurora Australis this morning 

Belle May 11, 2024

Everyone is always telling Kwinana-based concreter Bretto to get some rest over the weekend but who’s laughing now? As per tradition, Bretto’s weekend starts at…

View More Kwinana tradie’s sleepless weekend lifestyle finally pays off as he catches the Aurora Australis this morning 

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