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    Useless Perth angler doing a good job pretending he’ll be affected by Dhuey ban

    Atrocious Perth fisho, Timbo, who has never caught a Dhuey in his life is putting on a convincing act while joining in on his fellow…

    Belle December 5, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    AC/DC concert receives noise complaints from residents in Two Rocks 

    AC/DC are not popular with Two Rocks NIMBYs after noise complaints streamed in as last night’s concert at Perth Stadium roared on. Residents in Two…

    Belle December 5, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Spotify reveal its top song of 2025: “Destroying Aussie Music With an Unfair Algorithm” 

    Spotify has revealed its own 2025 Spotify Wrapped and no doubt every Aussie has enjoyed these bangers throughout the year.  At top spot goes a…

    Belle December 4, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    AC/DC rush to visit Bon Scott’s statue before Freo gets sealed off from civilisation

    AC/DC have revealed they added the Perth leg of their tour so they could visit their iconic band members statue down in Fremantle before Main…

    Belle December 4, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Border Force says commercial fishers caught flouting WA’s demersal ban will be sent home in a free super trawler 

    Western Australia has announced a ban on commercial demersal fishing from 1 January 2026.  This, of course, has piqued Border Force’s interest who have been…

    Belle December 3, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

Perth Woman Recreates the Magic of Sail Croatia by Power-Yacking Off Mate’s Boat

Belle April 15, 2024

In a rare moment of life imitating Instagram caption art, Sophia brought her #takemeback post about Sail Croatia to fruition by overindulging on a mate’s…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

A Day In The Life Of An Office Admin Worker

Belle April 15, 2024 A Day In The Life Of

8:00 am – I wake up to my morning ritual P!nk songs followed by briefing Mr Whiskers and Sergeant Snuggles about who I will crush…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Riverside property owners wondering what Hyde Park is going to do with all those shot hole borer larvae

Belle April 15, 2024

Affluent residents from Rossmoyne to Peppermint Grove have been more than a little curious as to what the City of Vincent is going to do…

View More Riverside property owners wondering what Hyde Park is going to do with all those shot hole borer larvae
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Kane Cornes accuses West Coast of tanking after thumping Richmond 

Belle April 14, 2024

SEN’s top blowhard Kane Cornes has sensationally accused The West Coast Eagles of tanking after witnessing their dominate performance against Richmond at Perth Stadium. Cornes…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Perth man wakes up with a vague, ominous recollection of being at Billy Lee’s early Sunday morning

Belle April 14, 2024

Perth pisswreck Damo has woken up with a memory that would rival Guy Pearce in Momento. As per usual, Damo has stuck his snout in…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Ageing millennial accepts it’s all over after getting a bit too excited to see a bird

Belle April 12, 2024

Time comes for us all and Perth man Toby has accepted he is officially on a downward trajectory towards mortality after getting a bit too…

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  • AC/DC rush to visit Bon Scott’s statue before Freo gets sealed off from civilisation
  • Border Force says commercial fishers caught flouting WA’s demersal ban will be sent home in a free super trawler 
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