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    Police called to Perth Maccas after man explains his 5 Fillet-O-Fish order has nothing to do with Good Friday

    A Perth McDonalds has been left scrambling for answers today after a man boldly entered the store and ordered 5 Fillet-O-Fish burgers without even a…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local Seagulls Thank Catholic Guilt As They Prepare For Their Biggest Day Of The Year

    Good Friday is the official seagull grand final with over 500% more fish & chip munching families to terrorise in their endless pursuit for a…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local mum reconsiders catholic guilt as cost-of-living means ol mate Cap’n Birds Eye is coming for lunch

    Local mum Patricia has seriously questioned her annual display of faith after realising that the weekend budget doesn’t allow for the frills of bougie fish…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    WA to Invoke Emergency Powers to Divert Froffs to Those Who Forgot to Stock Up Before Good Friday

    Roger Cook has called a special press conference to announce WA will be invoking emergency powers to stop the indignity of the Good Friday booze…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    NASA Reveals Artemis Program Aims to Establish New Perth Suburb on Moon

    Plans for the latest Perth suburb in the ever-expansive sprawl have moved one step closer after the successful launch of the Orion as part of…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

A bird of prey with the catch of the day – Baldivis styles

Belle July 4, 2024

Here we see a formidable bird of prey catch enough meat to feed a nest of at least 10 chicks. An amazing photo captured by…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Lifelong Emu Bitter man accuses family of trying to poison him after being given a crafty at the pub

Belle July 3, 2024

A staunch Emu Bitter drinker has caused a scene this afternoon after catching up with his family for a birthday lunch. Ed was clearly uncomfortable…

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The Staffy Owner 

Belle July 3, 2024 BoganPets

Years ago, Lexan had a child-shaped hole in his life after successfully convincing his baby mumma that he shouldn’t have much to do with the…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Tour de France cyclists reveal they dress up as middle-aged professionals and pretend to do mergers on the weekend 

Belle July 3, 2024

A peloton of top Tour de France cyclists have delighted their fans by giving insightful revelations as to how they like to relax in their…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Perth seller despondent after house languishes on market for 2 and a half minutes 

Belle July 2, 2024

A Perth property seller can’t believe the 7th investment property he bought to flip is STILL on the market after a painful 2 and a…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

10 Best Perth Suburbs to get the full Bali Experience

Belle July 2, 2024

Why fly all the way to Bali when you can get the full experience right here in Perth? 1. Northbridge Rampage (sans clothes) in Northbridge…

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