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    Starvin’ Scott Boland refuses to turn right at Claremont Hungry Jack’s, let’s traffic flow

    After a full day of helping old ladies cross the road and helping bloke’s move house, all Scotty Boland wanted was a cheeky feed to…

    Belle November 17, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Australia warned to not let England’s home ground advantage rattle them in the first Ashes test in Perth

    The Australian cricket team will be coming in hot to Western Australia aka Not-so-little-England and they should expect a hostile crowd.  In fact, WA now…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    REPORT: Perth UFC fan must be excited for tomorrow’s event because he hasn’t slept since last Tuesday

    Surely Perth UFC fan, Brayden, is excited for tomorrow’s big clash given he hasn’t managed a single week of sleep since last Tuesday. His haters,…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Border Force opens first Indonesian BCF to help illegal fishers adapt to life as WA boat owners

    A special investigation by The Times has revealed Australian Border Force is operating Indonesia’s first BCF store on Rote Island to help the beneficiaries of…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Local Council fines Andrew Lloyd Webber after his CATS cast found roaming Perth park

    West End musical titan Andrew Lloyd Webber has run afoul of local Council regulations after bringing his CATS show to Perth. It seems his unregistered…

    Belle November 14, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Gosnells Easter Egg Hunt Goes Horribly Wrong After Kid Looks In Wrong Drawer 

Belle March 31, 2024 Bogan

A family catch-up on Easter Saturday has quickly become a shemozzle of immeasurable proportions after the hosts treated the kids in attendance to a little…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

REPORT: Down South Local is About to Blow!

Belle March 30, 2024 Down South

Ordinarily, down south local, Ray, would lock himself away on his Margaret River property until the blow-ins blow out on Monday afternoon. Alas, his relatives…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

’06 Era West Coast Accuse Brisbane Lions of Cultural Appropriation Over Disastrous Vegas Trip

Belle March 30, 2024

West Coast has sensationally accused the Brisbane Lions of cultural appropriation after news broke that the minor premiers had a bit of a ‘mare in…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Aussie dads suffering acute withdrawal after Bunnings was closed for a whole day

Belle March 30, 2024

While many Australians who forgot to stock up on piss felt the effects of not having an alcoholic bevvie for a day, local dads felt…

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Bell Tower Times Lifestyle

REPORT: Wearing Bunnings Trade Hoodie Makes Weekend Warrior Feel Like A Big Man 

Belle March 30, 2024

Daryl is a purebred, fair dinkum self-renovating, trailer dodging Bunnings super-nuffie and he’s got the PowerPass card to prove it.  Before any new trip to…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

8 of the best Perth day-drinking spots to spend a day off

Belle March 29, 2024

Living in Perth is all about making the most of our spectacular weather. If you don’t you may as well move to Melbourne and day…

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