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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

     Joy in New Zealand as tinnie with Nation’s fuel supply let through Strait of Hormuz

    Cries of joy have been heard all through New Zealand after they received news that their national tinnie carrying their entire fuel supply was finally…

    Belle April 18, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Two Supertankers-a-Day Limit Imposed on Superpowers to Prevent Panic Buying After Strait of Hormuz Reopens

    Petro-nations in the middle-east have borrowed some inspiration from Australian retail and imposed a 2 supertanker-per-day limit on fuel as the Strait of Hormuz reopens…

    Belle April 18, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Tyre punctures plummet as rising building material costs force tradies to keep track of screws

    Tyre punctures across the entire country have plummeted thanks to the rising cost of building material amid the Iran war. In a rare win for…

    Belle April 17, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Trump ‘Not Happy’ With Western Australia Over Mandurah Forum Food Court Closure

    The President of Peace has once again lashed Western Australia for doing nothing to stop the closing of the Mandurah Forum food court. In a…

    Belle April 17, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    AFL replaces Remaining Fixtures with Nick Daicos 100th game highlights

    The AFL or VFL as it should be known has made the decision to replace all remaining round six fixtures with highlights from Nick Daicos’…

    Belle April 17, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

AFL promises Flagmantle 8 business class sinks to piss in to even playing field 

Belle July 18, 2024

The AFL has responded to the furore over the Flagmantle chartered flight that saw players need to urinate into the sink due to a lack…

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BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Marriage On The Rocks After Wife Tries To Throw Out Antique 90’s Midori Illusion Shaker

Belle July 17, 2024

For over 20 years of married life, Brett’s antique mid 90’s Midori Illusion shaker lived happily in the back of the second row of the…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

ex-BASE jumper now entering building contracts in WA to satisfy his risk-taking tendencies

Belle July 17, 2024

A former BASE jumper and all-around lunatic has revealed that throwing himself off buildings, antennae, bridges and cliffs no longer gives him the thrill it…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

A Day In The Life Of A Law Graduate 

Belle July 17, 2024 A Day In The Life Of

6:30 am – crywank in the shower until I am sufficiently purged of all bodily fluids that will get in my way today. I am an…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Local millionaire spotted with a can of pre-mix and a dart from a recognisable brand

Belle July 15, 2024

Onlookers were treated to a taste of how the other side live today when SOR resident Macka walked out onto his balcony with a can…

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Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

The Kmart Mummy

Belle July 15, 2024 Mummy

K-Mart is the mecca of full-time mummies who gleefully brag about blowing $500 from the family budget when they only wanted a throw rug or…

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