Cartel offer Alan Joyce a job after hearing his reputation for sending bags to every corner of the globe
An unexpected job offer has come Alan Joyce’s way from Sinaola in Mexico after the Cartel heard the CEO would be stepping down from his…
View More Cartel offer Alan Joyce a job after hearing his reputation for sending bags to every corner of the globeAlan Joyce resigns 2 months early, reinforcing Qantas’ commitment to never departing on schedule
In true Qantas fashion, Alan Joyce departed at a time that was not scheduled. This time, it was an aggressively early departure which is both…
View More Alan Joyce resigns 2 months early, reinforcing Qantas’ commitment to never departing on schedule11 Ideas For Perth’s Very Own “Big Thing” Statue
When deciding how to immortalise our city in “big thing” form we have to ask ourselves, what are we famous for? Ideally they’d just bring…
View More 11 Ideas For Perth’s Very Own “Big Thing” StatueMisunderstood Perth Storm Just Wanted To Ensure You Were Up Bright & Early For Father’s Day
Sections of the community are calling for an inquest into the absolute racket the Great Perth Storm was making last night and well into the…
View More Misunderstood Perth Storm Just Wanted To Ensure You Were Up Bright & Early For Father’s DayNewly Single Man Deploys Double-Popped Collar To Devastating Effect
The early 2000s called, they want their stud back. Newly single man Dave has just put himself back on the market after a solid 20…
View More Newly Single Man Deploys Double-Popped Collar To Devastating EffectOPINION: Get the fark out of my way!
G’day shitfabrains, Robbo here, got a wild idea for youse lot, get the fark out of my way when I’m driving on the road! Or…
View More OPINION: Get the fark out of my way!