8 Best Perth suburbs to survive the zombie apocalypse
Perth is pretty isolated so odds are we’ll have learned plenty of lessons from the Eastern State’s on how NOT to prepare for the wave.…
View More 8 Best Perth suburbs to survive the zombie apocalypseA Day In the Life of a RAM Driver
5:30 am – I wake up from another dream that my wife hadn’t left me because I blew all our savings on “that stupid fkn…
View More A Day In the Life of a RAM DriverEddie Maguire defends his Simmo drivel claiming he knows a thing or two about getting unceremoniously axed
Naturally, much of his conjecture about the West Coast Board sacking Simmo by the end of the week has been contradicted by the club however…
View More Eddie Maguire defends his Simmo drivel claiming he knows a thing or two about getting unceremoniously axedBumble date not going well judging by bloke’s emergency pub pheromone purchase
Perth bloke Andy has thrown himself an absolute Hail Mary in the dying hours of his ill-fated Bumble date by rushing into the toilets are…
View More Bumble date not going well judging by bloke’s emergency pub pheromone purchaseTHE HUMAN ZOO – Mrs. Book Week
If Samantha is being honest with herself, she couldn’t give a shit if her kids engage with reading or not. Book Week is all about…
View More THE HUMAN ZOO – Mrs. Book WeekBREAKING: Spain announces it will be curing all Jamon with salt from English tears
Spain has celebrated its win over England by announcing that all future Jamon will be cured only from the salt harvested from English tears. Which…
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