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    Kalgoorlie bloke disgusted that no one is getting on the mini beers in Perth

    Tex is a decidedly uncouth member of society hailing from Kalgoorlie. This week, he’s headed into the big smoke of Perth to catch up with…

    Belle January 6, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    NOR beachgoer concedes romance with SOR beach fan was doomed from the start

    A pair of star-crossed lovers have made the difficult decision to pull the pin on what was looking like a very promising relationship.  Alas, the…

    Belle January 6, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Man who loaded up on cheap tuesday petrol laying low over fears he could be next

    A Perth man who took advantage of 1.69 fuel last Tuesday has been rocked by the events in Venezuela.  Given the price of fuel had…

    Belle January 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Down South begs Perth family to stay after being reminded they’d be nothing without their tourist dollars

    The entirety of Down South have made an impassioned plea to a Perth family to remain in the region after being reminded today that they…

    Belle January 4, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    New Perth Cafe seeks to capture the boomer market by offering water straight from the hose

    A new café opening in Perth has thrown down the gauntlet to Dôme by announcing an aggressive play to capture the boomer market from them. Not…

    Belle January 4, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Gym bro resolves to hit the pub 3 times a week and become piss-fit in the new year after another weak silly season performance

Belle January 2, 2026

Thomas aka “Rig Brah” was forced to take a long hard look in the mirror after an eye-opening effort at his friend’s Xmas party last…

View More Gym bro resolves to hit the pub 3 times a week and become piss-fit in the new year after another weak silly season performance
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Scarborough man summons half of Ireland after softly mentioning ‘a job on the mines’ while out

Belle January 2, 2026

Scabs man, Jase, has suffered the shock of a lifetime after managing to summon what appeared to be half of Ireland to his table after…

View More Scarborough man summons half of Ireland after softly mentioning ‘a job on the mines’ while out
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Man arrested at Elizabeth Quay last night for refusing to record gigabytes of fireworks footage no one will ever watch

Belle January 1, 2026

A Perth man has been given his marching orders after a concerned member of the public reported him to the police after overhearing a chilling…

View More Man arrested at Elizabeth Quay last night for refusing to record gigabytes of fireworks footage no one will ever watch
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Morley looks to the future as revellers welcome in 1996 in style 

Belle January 1, 2026

The good people of Morley have partied long into the night after welcoming in 1996 in their glorious suburb.  The streets were packed with the…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Man reaches “shelving Hydralyte” stage of trying to beat New Year hangover

Belle January 1, 2026

Damo, a double bacon deluxe of a bloke, has tried every trick in the book to beat his brutal hangover today. Alas, nothing seems to…

View More Man reaches “shelving Hydralyte” stage of trying to beat New Year hangover
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Ford Ranger driver resolves to change absolutely nothing in the New Year 

Belle December 31, 2025

A Ford Ranger driver has declared himself perfect in every way and when the clock hits 12:01, the man has resolved to change absolutely nothing…

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