FIFO Bloke Who Spends All Day in Air Con Tells Perth to Harden Up This Week
Thanks to a nifty combination of contacts high up and general incompetence, Cal hasn’t seen a hard day’s work since he could see his peen…
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Woolies new airport store plans to cash in on the lucrative “FIFOs who can be farked grocery shopping the minute they step off a plane” market
Woolworth’s new Perth airport store intends to be a strategic hub for the 3 or maybe 5 FIFO workers who fancy a grocery shop after…
Veteran FIFO Can’t Sleep Without Sound Of Some Bloke Slashing Directly Into The Water At Night
Cam is a well seasoned FIFO worker that has clocked up over 30 years in the industry. He’s no stranger to a donga and in…
Twiggy “All Ears” To FIFO Bloke’s Advice To Help Him Reclaim Richest Man Title
It’s no secret that billionaires enjoy their wealthy status and as a result of a binding financial agreement, the Twigmeister is no longer Australia’s richest…
FIFO supervisor honoured to finally see his name slandered on a toilet wall up north
FIFO supervisor Keith was worried that he wasn’t striking enough resentment into the hearts of his underlings after starting a new job up north last…
FIFO Bloke Exposed To Radioactive Cap Claims He Could Now Work a 96-Hour Shift In Chernobyl
The Pilbara is enjoying its very own superhero origin story as a FIFO worker claims to have been exposed to the missing radioactive capsule and…