BREAKING: Cash is King Enthusiast Still Has A Stiffy
A man who bases his entire personality around loudly typing “CASH IS KING!” has been admitted to hospital today after maintaining rock hard status since…
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Australia to roll out pirated copies of Windows XP after global tech outage
Australia has vowed to protect its citizens against all future global outages by making pirated copies of the GOAT Windows XP available to all citizens…
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A day in the life of a Grey Nomad
6:00 am: the early bird gets the worm and I’m up to launch a final raid on the caravan park’s ablution block. I stuff my…
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AFL promises Flagmantle 8 business class sinks to piss in to even playing field
The AFL has responded to the furore over the Flagmantle chartered flight that saw players need to urinate into the sink due to a lack…
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Marriage On The Rocks After Wife Tries To Throw Out Antique 90’s Midori Illusion Shaker
For over 20 years of married life, Brett’s antique mid 90’s Midori Illusion shaker lived happily in the back of the second row of the…
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ex-BASE jumper now entering building contracts in WA to satisfy his risk-taking tendencies
A former BASE jumper and all-around lunatic has revealed that throwing himself off buildings, antennae, bridges and cliffs no longer gives him the thrill it…
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