Ms “Happy Birthday”
Turning 21 used to signify the legal drinking age in Australia. Now it means the start to a brutal attention-seeking endurance event that only the…
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DJ #blessed beats explodes like Mount Yassss-uvius sending molten hot lava #goals all over the dreams of established DJs. She has just received a call and they want her…
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For years Deenise suckled from the teat of her hubby’s FIFO wage and raised her kids to feel like they were special. Not special as…
View More Mrs “Can I Speak To a Manager?”Mr Freo Dockers (2017)
The Freo Dockers are the Ellenbrook trainline of the AFL: after years of broken promises the fans are left with nothing but a long wait…
View More Mr Freo Dockers (2017)The Perth Restaurateur
According to Stephan (Steve until he entered the industry), the customer is not always right. Oh no, the customer is a bloated cash cow loaded…
View More The Perth RestaurateurMs Justin Bieber Concert
Bieber’s level of celebrity is like having the ability to suck yourself off: undeniably impressive but leaves most of us asking, yeh ok, but why?…
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