An honest review of Perth tap water
Let’s talk Western Australian tap water. Some people say it tastes like Aquaman’s precumies after a regrettable night with a garden of sea anemones. We’ve…
OPINION: young people don’t deserve to be paid a living wage
G’day, Alan here and I have had an absolute gutful of young snowflakes not wanting to work for the VERY generous peanuts I see fit…
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Speed camera operator absolutely dominates game of hide & seek at nephew’s birthday
A Western Australian speed camera operator has been accused of ruining his nephew’s 5th birthday party by deploying his unmatched hiding skills during a friendly…
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A Guide to Conducting Yourself With Decorum at Morning Tea
1. Be prepared – plan a safe route to the morning tea, because as soon as the spread is ready and the email goes out,…
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Perth girl who spent 5 weeks in Europe can’t believe she’s hanging out with you uncultured swine
Perth girl Jasmine has suffered an awful dose of culture shock on returning to Perth after a whopping 5 weeks binge drinking around Europe. Suddenly,…
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REPORT: Gen Z perfectly pulling off the “freshly released after being incarcerated for 30 years in the 90s” look
A local Gen Z boy has admitted that his biggest fashion influence was his scumbag uncle who got released from Casuarina recently and hasn’t had…
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REPORT: Fatboy Slim at Langley Park is the Fred Again for people over 40 living along the Yanchep trainline
Aging millennial & Gen X expats living at various suburbs along the Yanchep Line are expected to descend on the Fatboy Slim concert with great…
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