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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Piers Morgan calls for Usman Khawaja’s toilet to be named player of the match

    The English blowhard has praised the alluring pull of the toilet for helping England into a commanding second-day position. As the story goes, Usman Khawaja…

    Belle November 22, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    New Yanchep Line buckles under pressure of actually transporting passengers 

    The tracks on the new Yanchep Line have spontaneously combusted under the pressure of actually transporting passengers today ahead of the first day of the…

    Belle November 21, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Perth residents’ trust issues intensify after another alleged storm warning

    Many Perth residents cleared their schedule yesterday over warnings there was a storm brewing. While some sections of Perth did cop some rain, the grand…

    Belle November 20, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    West Coast requires all draft picks to hold a valid white card so they can legally work on a rebuilding site 

    West Coast Eagles have addressed their supporters in a pre-draft press conference this morning. Telling them that their main priority for the draft is adequate…

    Belle November 19, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Boorloo Bridge now fully stripped of copper in less than 24 hours after lighting strip fell 

    Opportunists from around Perth have wasted no time feasting on the robust offerings from the Boorloo Bridge after news broke that the lighting cables were…

    Belle November 18, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

Regional WA sends telecommunications infrastructure to Turkey desperately wanting better coverage 

Belle November 7, 2025

Regional WA has taken extraordinary action after residents have been left continually frustrated with poor mobile phone coverage.  Like the proverbial chrome-dome, Regional WA has…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Perth Convention Centre to be replaced by a Stratco flatpack shed as part of revised redevelopment plan 

Belle November 6, 2025

The WA Government has decided to call off the $1.6B redevelopment of the Perth Convention Centre and replace it with a more thrifty option.  As…

View More Perth Convention Centre to be replaced by a Stratco flatpack shed as part of revised redevelopment plan 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

Tourist blames other tourists for making spot too touristy

Belle November 6, 2025

A deluded tourist who believes he is god’s gift to the world has viciously lashed out at other tourists for doing the same touristy thing…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Pilbara Man Establishes Dominance by Refusing to Shoo Flies from Face In Front of Perth Coworkers

Belle November 5, 2025 BoganUp North

Being born in the Pilbara, Rory swallowed 3 whole flies before he’d even left his mother’s womb as an infant. Some say the additional protein…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Tradie notoriously careless with his screws & nails admits he’s on the payroll of big tyre

Belle November 5, 2025

A local Perth tradesman who is thought to be responsible for over 1000 ruined tyres per month has finally admitted his patented carelessness with nails…

View More Tradie notoriously careless with his screws & nails admits he’s on the payroll of big tyre
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up

Belle November 5, 2025

A festival poster stuck to a fence has once again ruined an ageing millennials day as he did his best to recognise more than 1…

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  • West Coast requires all draft picks to hold a valid white card so they can legally work on a rebuilding site 
  • Boorloo Bridge now fully stripped of copper in less than 24 hours after lighting strip fell 
  • BYD Shark yellow stickered for failing to display a shark-themed number plate

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