Ageing millennial never feels older than when looking at a festival line up
A festival poster stuck to a fence has once again ruined an ageing millennials day as he did his best to recognise more than 1…
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Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning
A Perth bogan who found himself over refreshed and dangerously gee’d up has been counting his blessings while sitting in his piss soaked trousers at…
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Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit
Authorities have put out an alert that it is highly likely you may fail a piss-test tomorrow if you were within a kilometre of the…
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Royal Family tells loyal subjects that the most horrific punishment they could think of for Andrew was making him one of you
The Royal Family has sent a clear message to its loyal subjects that a Royal being reduced to a filthy, shiteating member of the public…
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Boomers warned as Perth kid plans to dress as a Daylight Saving referendum for Halloween
A young family has caused a stir today after previewing their kid’s Halloween costume on social media. To the horror of traditionally older or rural…
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Metallica confirm they are only coming to Perth to get their hands on a Belmont bloke who downloaded Enter Sandman on Napster in ’99
Metallica fans are preparing for a big night this weekend. However, the band has said the concert is only a secondary objective. Their real objective…
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