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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    VFL admits the pre-season State of Origin is just a way to get Vic players annual trip to WA over with early

    The VFL has announced the State of Origin is returning as a match between Victoria and Western Australia to be held on 14th February 2026. …

    Belle September 15, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    King Charles offered 15% off Royal Show Claremont verge parking after his public holiday was bumped for Show Day

    King Sausage Fingers was left fuming yesterday after finding out his prime time spring public holiday had been rebranded as Show Day and his birthday…

    Belle September 15, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS

    Update on new Westralia public holidays

    Sadly, the Government didn’t go with Clive Denied Day or The Great Hail Storm of 2010 day but on the assumption the amendments pass this…

    Belle September 14, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    TransPerth roars into the modern age after announcing commuters can tap on with Timezone Powercards

    TransPerth has proudly announced it is roaring into the mid 2010s today by announcing that commuters will be able to pay for their fare with…

    Belle September 12, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Touching moment as AI software that worker has been training to take his job asks if he’s OK

    A local office drone has been left with an overwhelming sense that everything is going to be OK in the world after the AI software…

    Belle September 11, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

Trump livid AusPost left a “we missed you card” at The White House after halting deliveries amid tariff chaos

Belle August 26, 2025

The Orange King has unleashed an extraordinary tirade today after AusPost let a “we missed you” card at The White House. AusPost told the President…

View More Trump livid AusPost left a “we missed you card” at The White House after halting deliveries amid tariff chaos
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Perth records the coldest day ever in the world

Belle August 25, 2025

As various media outlets report various stats, The Times can confirm that Perth suffered through the coldest day ever in the history of the world. …

View More Perth records the coldest day ever in the world
BREAKING NEWS Local

Albany family visiting Perth can’t believe how lucky they got with the weather today

Belle August 25, 2025

Greg stood in front of his brother’s bathroom mirror lathering sunscreen on as he excitedly called out to his family to get ready for a…

View More Albany family visiting Perth can’t believe how lucky they got with the weather today
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Brand spankin’ Helly Hansen on the Terrace a sure sign that Oil & Gas boy knows his way around a yearly trip to an offshore rig 

Belle August 25, 2025

Not all corporate miners are built the same. While some like to Cosplay in the Pilbara heat, others prefer to remind the rest of the…

View More Brand spankin’ Helly Hansen on the Terrace a sure sign that Oil & Gas boy knows his way around a yearly trip to an offshore rig 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Brewer enjoys a full 15 seconds without some bearded crop duster interrupting them at Froth Town

Belle August 23, 2025

The brewery staff running a stall at Froth Town have reported that against the odds they enjoyed a full 15 seconds of uninterrupted bliss during…

View More Brewer enjoys a full 15 seconds without some bearded crop duster interrupting them at Froth Town
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Flagmantle fan hoping for a new myGov inbox message to think about something less stressful than tomorrow’s game

Belle August 23, 2025

Flagmantle fan, Bryce, is currently trying to manifest a random notification from myGov as he believes that dealing with that can of worms would be…

View More Flagmantle fan hoping for a new myGov inbox message to think about something less stressful than tomorrow’s game

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  • King Charles offered 15% off Royal Show Claremont verge parking after his public holiday was bumped for Show Day
  • Update on new Westralia public holidays
  • TransPerth roars into the modern age after announcing commuters can tap on with Timezone Powercards
  • Touching moment as AI software that worker has been training to take his job asks if he’s OK
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    HR manager responsible for 75% of employee stress suddenly wondering if they’re OK

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