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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    “Enough Ice to Sink the Titanic”: Mandurah Set for Sleepless Night as 100mm of Rain Stirs Wastewater

    There won’t be any sleep in Mandurah tonight as 100mm of rain stirred up the City’s notorious party-riddled wastewater this morning. As the wastewater flooded…

    Belle March 28, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Australia Deploys Cyclone Narelle to Reopen Strait of Hormuz Amid Fuel Crisis

    Australia has made the unprecedented decision to compel Cyclone Narelle to restrengthen and hit the Strait of Hormuz in a move designed to help ease…

    Belle March 28, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    First Production at Perth’s New Film Studio Revealed as Gone with the Wind, Starring Local Trampolines

    Perth’s new fan dangled film studio has finally revealed its first production and in news that will delight Westralians, it begins this weekend. The Gone…

    Belle March 26, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    WA Man to Sail Ranger to Perth on Cyclone Narelle Winds to Avoid Fuel Costs

    A Westralian man has thought outside the box today and installed a boat’s sails on his Ford Ranger in the hope of riding cyclone Narelle’s…

    Belle March 25, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Trump says the 2026 AFL Premiership Season has been won by the US

    Fresh off claiming victory in the Iran War, Donald Trump has made another sensational claim that has many Aussie sports fan’s scratching their noggins. According…

    Belle March 25, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

Government threatens fuel companies with $100M price gouging fine or two for $189.99M

Belle March 12, 2026

The Australian Government has announced tough new penalties for any fuel companies thinking of price gouging customers during this period of global instability. The Government…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Moot Shortages Imminent as Cost Of Emitting Diesel Soot Soars

Belle March 12, 2026

Experts warn that the rising price of diesel is going to have a serious impact on the “moot” getting abilities of WA’s most obnoxious soot…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Perth Man Vows To Drive Himself Into Financial Ruin Before Taking Public Transport

Belle March 11, 2026

“No”, Jackson responded to his partner’s 15 minute impassioned plea to release some pressure from the family budget by relying on a little public transport…

View More Perth Man Vows To Drive Himself Into Financial Ruin Before Taking Public Transport
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

Man Ostracised From Caravan Park for Practising Reversing Before Arrival

Belle March 11, 2026

A Perth man has faced the full force of weekend warrior caravaner fury after he let slip to fellow holidaymakers that he’d actually practised reversing…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

Mandurah develops space program after just 2 days without “certain websites”

Belle March 10, 2026

A mere 48 hours after big Wank decided to clamp down on Australia, Mandurah has announced it will be launching its first manned spaceship to…

View More Mandurah develops space program after just 2 days without “certain websites”
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

New Freo Traffic Bridge fully completed after just 48 hours without “certain websites”

Belle March 10, 2026

A likely consequence of the Pornocalypse has been a major boost in the productivity of tradesman who are though to spend over half their day…

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  • “Enough Ice to Sink the Titanic”: Mandurah Set for Sleepless Night as 100mm of Rain Stirs Wastewater
  • Australia Deploys Cyclone Narelle to Reopen Strait of Hormuz Amid Fuel Crisis
  • First Production at Perth’s New Film Studio Revealed as Gone with the Wind, Starring Local Trampolines
  • WA Man to Sail Ranger to Perth on Cyclone Narelle Winds to Avoid Fuel Costs
  • Trump says the 2026 AFL Premiership Season has been won by the US
  • WA slams borders shut to protect fuel supply from Eastern States

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