North Melbourne to miss Freo game after getting stuck in Bunbury Farmers Market carpark
In classic Bunbury scenes, the North Melbourne footy team has found themselves trapped in the Bunbury Farmers Market car park on this cracking day. Sadly,…
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Australia deploys nation’s finest second-hand negotiator after discovering AUKUS submarines are pre-owned
Australia has reacted to the news that they’ll be getting second-hands subs by deploying the “best in the business” when it comes to getting a…
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Perth man abroad getting a little tired of educating Europe on the art of topping up a long mac
A Western Australian man has had a gutful of European baristas staring at him with blank, clueless expressions when he attempts to order a proper…
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Trump refuses to budge on price of used AUKUS submarines, saying “no low ballers, I no wat I got”
Trump is furious at the growing chorus of haters saying Australia is paying far too much for steaming piles of second-hand shit under the AUKUS…
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Perth man still not going to concede that was a storm
Despite classic storm qualities such as damaging winds, heavy rain and flooding, local man Bruce is not going as far to call it a “storm”.…
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Public urged to check pools after entire industrial warehouse blows away in Kewdale overnight
In a true testament to the disrespectful winds yesterday, an entire 15,000spm industrial warehouse has blown away from its lot in Kewdale. In response to…
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