Sir Keir Starmer Can’t Catch a Break as Dreamliner from London Diverts to Karratha
Keir Starmer resigned from Prime Ministerial duties to start a new chapter of his life in Secret Harbour. Alas, if only it could’ve been that…
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Fears Rockingham Residents Will Secede and Form Micronation Over Red Bin Collection
Tensions continue to escalate in the City of Rockingham over the ongoing issue with fortnightly red bin collections. The situation in Rocko is different depending…
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Perth Stadium to pump aquatic centre aromas through venue to boost hot chip sales
The cost of living is hitting everyone in the hip pocket, including WA’s premiere sporting stadium. So in a novel attempt to boost hot chip…
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UK PM Sir Keir Starmer Resigns To Finally Pursue Lifelong Dream Of Living In Secret Harbour
Sir Keir Starmer has made the tough choice to give up the Prime Ministership after leading the party for a coupla couplas. In his address…
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Trump’s NOR-SOR peace deal in tatters as Strait of Swan closes once again
President Trump’s credentials as a master negotiator have taken yet another blow after his Iran peace deal and his NOR-SOR peace deal fell apart on…
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Perth girl who spent a month in Europe can’t believe she’s hanging out with you uncultured swine
Perth girl Jasmine has suffered an awful dose of culture shock on returning to Perth after a whopping month of binge drinking around Europe. Suddenly,…
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