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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    WA Man to Sail Ranger to Perth on Cyclone Narelle Winds to Avoid Fuel Costs

    A Westralian man has thought outside the box today and installed a boat’s sails on his Ford Ranger in the hope of riding cyclone Narelle’s…

    Belle March 25, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Trump says the 2026 AFL Premiership Season has been won by the US

    Fresh off claiming victory in the Iran War, Donald Trump has made another sensational claim that has many Aussie sports fan’s scratching their noggins. According…

    Belle March 25, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    WA slams borders shut to protect fuel supply from Eastern States

    The mighty state of Westralia has taken a move out of its COVID playbook and decided to shut up shop to protect its fuel supply…

    Belle March 24, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Morley straps down the entire Galleria ahead of Cyclone Narelle

    Morley has made the extraordinary move of strapping down the entire Galleria Shopping Centre due to the very small chance Ex-Cyclone Narelle will come barrelling…

    Belle March 24, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Perth residents take no chances with Narelle, begin preparations for cyclone party

    Perth residents have reacted decisively to the clickbait fear mongering of the usual suspects. While the chances of Ex-Tropical Cyclone Narelle hitting Perth in any…

    Belle March 24, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

Man Ostracised From Caravan Park for Practising Reversing Before Arrival

Belle March 11, 2026

A Perth man has faced the full force of weekend warrior caravaner fury after he let slip to fellow holidaymakers that he’d actually practised reversing…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

Mandurah develops space program after just 2 days without “certain websites”

Belle March 10, 2026

A mere 48 hours after big Wank decided to clamp down on Australia, Mandurah has announced it will be launching its first manned spaceship to…

View More Mandurah develops space program after just 2 days without “certain websites”
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

New Freo Traffic Bridge fully completed after just 48 hours without “certain websites”

Belle March 10, 2026

A likely consequence of the Pornocalypse has been a major boost in the productivity of tradesman who are though to spend over half their day…

View More New Freo Traffic Bridge fully completed after just 48 hours without “certain websites”
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Little shops selling cheap dodgy fuel & expensive American snacks pop up over night

Belle March 10, 2026

Little shops that seemingly only sell outrageously priced American snacks have pivoted into a new hustle after reading the room on the public’s fears over…

View More Little shops selling cheap dodgy fuel & expensive American snacks pop up over night
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

Roger Cook’s removalist truck expected in West Perth by 2030 after hitting Kwinana Freeway traffic

Belle March 9, 2026

Western Australian Premier Roger Cook has done what many SOR have dreamt of doing for years – escaping Kwinana. Citing the need to be closer…

View More Roger Cook’s removalist truck expected in West Perth by 2030 after hitting Kwinana Freeway traffic
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Tom Hanks chose GWS match as he was searching for a deserted location for Cast Away 2

Belle March 8, 2026

Tom Hanks was spotted at the GWS v Hawthorn match yesterday much to the surprise of the handful of punters in attendance. However, it wasn’t…

View More Tom Hanks chose GWS match as he was searching for a deserted location for Cast Away 2

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