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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    AI traffic camera suffers catastrophic meltdown trying to process first morning of WA long weekend

    A mobile AI traffic camera positioned on the Freeway heading southbound has crashed out under the sheer volume of how much vehicular fuckery it was…

    Belle February 28, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Authorities up the ante against Alcoa with sternly worded tree vandalism sign in Northern Jarrah Forest

    A joint taskforce into Alcoa’s tree cutting shitcuntery in the Northern Jarrah Forest has been launched between State and Federal environmental authorities. Fearing the $55…

    Belle February 27, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    City of Perth confident parking fee hike is a ‘non-issue’ thanks to Perth’s famous love of public transport

    It’s a move that some punters are sceptical about given the CBD has the humming hustle and bustle of Galleria most of the time. However,…

    Belle February 27, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Parents squirm awkwardly after kids ask them what Pinky’s was like back in their day

    A lovely day on Rottnest island turned awkward after a visit to the infamous Pinky’s Beach. It seems the parents were unable to hide their…

    Belle February 26, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Joondalup man reaches City faster on foot than drivers after surprise thunderstorm

    Kevin from Joondalup unceremoniously hurled his car keys into the bin this morning after looking at the window and witnessing a surprise thunderstorm. Why, one…

    Belle February 26, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Shrek snubs Perth after seeing what homes built on swamps are going for

Belle February 12, 2026

Famous Ogre Shrek was apparently looking to relocate to Perth after learning it was a City built mostly on swamp land. Naturally, this lifestyle appealed…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

Confusing UK passport system for dual citizens replaced with simple test: do you hold The Ashes?

Belle February 11, 2026

Australians with British relatives travelling to the UK are reportedly confused by the new passport system which dictates the criteria for being declared dual citizen.…

View More Confusing UK passport system for dual citizens replaced with simple test: do you hold The Ashes?
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Victorians to pay 10% more at State of Origin to ensure WA gets its fair share of GST

Belle February 10, 2026

The Western Australian Government has spotted a prime opportunity to correct some mistakes in this country at the upcoming State of Origin AFL match at…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

AFL locks in Eagles’ season opener for February 30 due to overwhelming interest 

Belle February 9, 2026

Eagles fans are in for a special treat with the AFL announcing a new Round -1 where the West Coast Eagles will play the mighty…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

A day in the life of a Grey Nomad 

Belle February 8, 2026 A Day In The Life Of

6:00 am: the early bird gets the worm and I’m up to launch a final raid on the caravan park’s ablution block. I stuff my…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Report: No pressure, but the entire revitalisation of Perth’s CBD now rests on you, ECU City

Belle February 8, 2026

ECU City is now open for business but one has to ponder whether the full gravity of its situation has dawned on it. Spruiked as…

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  • City of Perth confident parking fee hike is a ‘non-issue’ thanks to Perth’s famous love of public transport
  • Parents squirm awkwardly after kids ask them what Pinky’s was like back in their day
  • Joondalup man reaches City faster on foot than drivers after surprise thunderstorm
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