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    Gym bro resolves to hit the pub 3 times a week and become piss-fit in the new year after another weak silly season performance

    Thomas aka “Rig Brah” was forced to take a long hard look in the mirror after an eye-opening effort at his friend’s Xmas party last…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Scarborough man summons half of Ireland after softly mentioning ‘a job on the mines’ while out

    Scabs man, Jase, has suffered the shock of a lifetime after managing to summon what appeared to be half of Ireland to his table after…

    Belle January 2, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Man arrested at Elizabeth Quay last night for refusing to record gigabytes of fireworks footage no one will ever watch

    A Perth man has been given his marching orders after a concerned member of the public reported him to the police after overhearing a chilling…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Morley looks to the future as revellers welcome in 1996 in style 

    The good people of Morley have partied long into the night after welcoming in 1996 in their glorious suburb.  The streets were packed with the…

    Belle January 1, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Man reaches “shelving Hydralyte” stage of trying to beat New Year hangover

    Damo, a double bacon deluxe of a bloke, has tried every trick in the book to beat his brutal hangover today. Alas, nothing seems to…

    Belle January 1, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Bloke ostracised from Perth 4WD community for storing Maxtrax in his garage until he might actually need them

Belle December 16, 2025

A Perth man had the audacity to store his Matrax recovery tracks in his garage until he goes on a trip where he might actually…

View More Bloke ostracised from Perth 4WD community for storing Maxtrax in his garage until he might actually need them
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

Australian uncle denied entry to USA after social media check flags excessive thirst

Belle December 14, 2025

A middle aged Aussie man has been denied entry to the United States of America after the new controversial social media checks revealed he was…

View More Australian uncle denied entry to USA after social media check flags excessive thirst
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

WA man furious after Secret Santa cheaps out with an 18-foot fishing boat

Belle December 13, 2025

“What am I going to do with that?”, thought Rod as he tried his best to feign gratitude after being gifted a cheap, useless present. …

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Crack team of pastry chefs deployed to South Perth to deal with late night baking epidemic

Belle December 11, 2025

South Perth residents have been moaning that young people are living their best life and indulging in late night baking sessions on the foreshore. Among…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

Nature is healing as kids banned from socials return to Galleria bus port to settle beef

Belle December 11, 2025

The Albanese Government is celebrating another triumph this morning as hundreds of under 16s ditch trading barbs over socials for good ol fashion scuffling at…

View More Nature is healing as kids banned from socials return to Galleria bus port to settle beef
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

Under-16s social media ban declared a win as kids rediscover the art of pelting honky nuts at each other

Belle December 10, 2025

All eyes were on Australia today as the Under 16s social media ban came into effect.  Many experts were debating how the kids were going…

View More Under-16s social media ban declared a win as kids rediscover the art of pelting honky nuts at each other

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  • Morley looks to the future as revellers welcome in 1996 in style 
  • Man reaches “shelving Hydralyte” stage of trying to beat New Year hangover
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