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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Man arrested at Elizabeth Quay last night for refusing to record gigabytes of fireworks footage no one will ever watch

    A Perth man has been given his marching orders after a concerned member of the public reported him to the police after overhearing a chilling…

    Belle January 1, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Morley looks to the future as revellers welcome in 1996 in style 

    The good people of Morley have partied long into the night after welcoming in 1996 in their glorious suburb.  The streets were packed with the…

    Belle January 1, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Man reaches “shelving Hydralyte” stage of trying to beat New Year hangover

    Damo, a double bacon deluxe of a bloke, has tried every trick in the book to beat his brutal hangover today. Alas, nothing seems to…

    Belle January 1, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Ford Ranger driver resolves to change absolutely nothing in the New Year 

    A Ford Ranger driver has declared himself perfect in every way and when the clock hits 12:01, the man has resolved to change absolutely nothing…

    Belle December 31, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Jeep driver opts out of NYE celebrations as he’s already spent tons on a huge letdown that will leave him stranded at the end of the night

    A Jeep driver has ascended into a state of permanent New Year’s Eve’ing after buying his untrusty steed some months ago. Why does he need…

    Belle December 30, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

WA man furious after Secret Santa cheaps out with an 18-foot fishing boat

Belle December 13, 2025

“What am I going to do with that?”, thought Rod as he tried his best to feign gratitude after being gifted a cheap, useless present. …

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Crack team of pastry chefs deployed to South Perth to deal with late night baking epidemic

Belle December 11, 2025

South Perth residents have been moaning that young people are living their best life and indulging in late night baking sessions on the foreshore. Among…

View More Crack team of pastry chefs deployed to South Perth to deal with late night baking epidemic
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

Nature is healing as kids banned from socials return to Galleria bus port to settle beef

Belle December 11, 2025

The Albanese Government is celebrating another triumph this morning as hundreds of under 16s ditch trading barbs over socials for good ol fashion scuffling at…

View More Nature is healing as kids banned from socials return to Galleria bus port to settle beef
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

Under-16s social media ban declared a win as kids rediscover the art of pelting honky nuts at each other

Belle December 10, 2025

All eyes were on Australia today as the Under 16s social media ban came into effect.  Many experts were debating how the kids were going…

View More Under-16s social media ban declared a win as kids rediscover the art of pelting honky nuts at each other
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

Congestion on regional roads solved after “overtaking lane ahead” signs placed every 100m

Belle December 9, 2025

Main Roads WA have been praised for their genius initiative to ensure grey nomads towing caravans don’t clog up regional roads anymore.  The solution? To…

View More Congestion on regional roads solved after “overtaking lane ahead” signs placed every 100m
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Ellenbrook Line declared a disaster as new figures reveal Perth dealing with thousands of Ellenbrook commuters every day

Belle December 8, 2025

The Western Australian Government has apologised to the people of Perth after the new Ellenbrook Line delivered on the threat of bringing thousands of Ellenbrook…

View More Ellenbrook Line declared a disaster as new figures reveal Perth dealing with thousands of Ellenbrook commuters every day

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  • Man arrested at Elizabeth Quay last night for refusing to record gigabytes of fireworks footage no one will ever watch
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  • Man reaches “shelving Hydralyte” stage of trying to beat New Year hangover
  • Ford Ranger driver resolves to change absolutely nothing in the New Year 
  • Jeep driver opts out of NYE celebrations as he’s already spent tons on a huge letdown that will leave him stranded at the end of the night
  • Westralian man’s holiday ruined after having to endure an East Coast sunset 

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