UK PM Sir Keir Starmer Resigns To Finally Pursue Lifelong Dream Of Living In Secret Harbour
Sir Keir Starmer has made the tough choice to give up the Prime Ministership after leading the party for a coupla couplas. In his address…
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Trump’s NOR-SOR peace deal in tatters as Strait of Swan closes once again
President Trump’s credentials as a master negotiator have taken yet another blow after his Iran peace deal and his NOR-SOR peace deal fell apart on…
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Perth girl who spent a month in Europe can’t believe she’s hanging out with you uncultured swine
Perth girl Jasmine has suffered an awful dose of culture shock on returning to Perth after a whopping month of binge drinking around Europe. Suddenly,…
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Colesworth responds to bird flu with precautionary price gouging on eggs
Colesworth are not taking any chances to let a good price gouging opportunity pass them by after a case of bird flu was detected in…
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New live police facial recognition cameras already gone missing from Midland Gate ahead of trial
Western Australian Police are scratching their heads this morning after the new fan-dangled live facial recognition cameras mysteriously disappeared from Midland Gate. The cameras were…
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America celebrates victory over Socceroos by paying Australia $300 billion
Trump has made a special announcement following the Socceroos’ loss to America that they will receive a payment of $300B as per America’s policy on…
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