Geelong arrives at wrong oval after being drawn to available farming land
Oofff, the mighty Geelong Cats have found themselves caught in a farm-trance on their way to Norwood oval this morning. Despite clearly putting in the…
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Blow for Flagmantle as Mason Cox drafted to America
Flagmantle’s 3 ruck dream has hit a major snag after new recruit Mason Cox was drafted to America pursuant to new laws enacted by their…
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AFP drop Ben Roberts-Smith prosecution after some bloke from Mandurah tells them they have fark all
The AFP has sensationally dropped all charges against Ben Roberts-Smith after some bloke from Mandurah launched a grammarless tirade against them on Facebook today. In…
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Middle-aged Scarborough gent confident girls will never question his age if he never stops wearing surf wearÂ
A Scabs bachelor on the wrong side of 40 is confident that the girls half his age he habitually tries to converse with are none-the-wiser…
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New Servo Supply Fears as Cargo Ship Full of Cheese Sausages Stuck in Strait of Hormuz
First, it was fuel, now it’s something much bleaker for humanity – a shortage of cheese sausages is imminent in Australia after a ship full…
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Trump claims to have negotiated a ceasefire between Thornlie & Maddington
The President of Peace aka the Rapid Oompa Loompa King has claimed another negotiation victory today declaring a ceasefire between the SOR Perth suburbs of…
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