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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Collingwood lost in High Wycombe after boarding wrong train from Perth Airport

    Lack of airport experience is being blamed for a disastrous error from the Collingwood footy club.  When they arrived in Perth ahead of today’s game…

    Belle August 9, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Perth Records Coldest Day Ever Observed on Earth

    The record books have been shattered with Perth recording a temperature somewhere between absolute 0 and a Perth living room yesterday. Exact temperature was somewhat…

    Belle August 9, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    TransPerth ferry hits iceberg in the Swan River

    A TransPerth ferry has boldly gone about its business today despite Perth recording the coldest day of any City in the world, ever. Alas, minutes…

    Belle August 8, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Trump forced to consider a floating party cube after Supreme Court blocks ballroom

    President Trump has acted swiftly after the Supreme Court blocked his gawdy, disgusting Ballroom on the grounds that he can’t vandalise the White House with…

    Belle August 8, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    New Zealand Required to Complete Australian Census to Save Time

    In a historical first, Australia will require its younger cousin New Zealand to compel its citizens to complete the 2026 Aussie Census. According to Australia,…

    Belle August 7, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

AFL Denies Harley Reid is Umpired Unfairly After a 50 Is Paid Against Him at Bunnings

Belle July 28, 2026

The AFL has vehemently denied Harley Reid is being umpired unfairly after it was revealed the young mid fielder gave away a 50 while shopping…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

WA reveals winning WA/SA border design after public consultation

Belle July 28, 2026

Western Australia has revealed the long-awaited refresh of the WA/SA border sign in border village will include the Cockburn faces – a nod to one…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

Blissful Calm to Fall Over Australia as Tin-Foilers Switch Off Their Phones to Avoid AusAlert

Belle July 27, 2026

Australia is set to experience a rare yet fleeting calm today as the tin-foil brigade switch off their phones to avoid receiving the AusAlert warning…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

Supermarkets Forced to Put Special Notices on Toilet Paper Ahead of Tomorrow’s Emergency Alert Test

Belle July 26, 2026

Major Australian supermarkets have been forced to take proactive action to manage toilet paper stock ahead of tomorrow’s AusAlert warning test. Despite the advanced warning…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Owner of Kings Awning Shocked to Learn it Actually Pulls Out

Belle July 25, 2026

An owner of a Kings Awning has been left absolutely stunned today after learning the piece of kit bolted to his 4WD permanently actually serves…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

Rogue AI Model Self-Terminates After Hacking Perth Smart Freeway Data

Belle July 23, 2026

Open AI has conceded that one of its AI models went rogue yesterday and hacked Perth’s smart freeway data. While this is concerning in and…

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  • New Zealand Required to Complete Australian Census to Save Time
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