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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    North Melbourne to miss Freo game after getting stuck in Bunbury Farmers Market carpark

    In classic Bunbury scenes, the North Melbourne footy team has found themselves trapped in the Bunbury Farmers Market car park on this cracking day. Sadly,…

    Belle June 6, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business Uncategorized

    Australia deploys nation’s finest second-hand negotiator after discovering AUKUS submarines are pre-owned

    Australia has reacted to the news that they’ll be getting second-hands subs by deploying the “best in the business” when it comes to getting a…

    Belle June 6, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Perth man abroad getting a little tired of educating Europe on the art of topping up a long mac

    A Western Australian man has had a gutful of European baristas staring at him with blank, clueless expressions when he attempts to order a proper…

    Belle June 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    Trump refuses to budge on price of used AUKUS submarines, saying “no low ballers, I no wat I got”

    Trump is furious at the growing chorus of haters saying Australia is paying far too much for steaming piles of second-hand shit under the AUKUS…

    Belle June 4, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Perth man still not going to concede that was a storm

    Despite classic storm qualities such as damaging winds, heavy rain and flooding, local man Bruce is not going as far to call it a “storm”.…

    Belle June 1, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

Transperth EV buses now using AI to determine exact moment passengers are about to sit down before drivers floor it

Belle May 17, 2026

Transperth’s fleet of EV buses are equipped with advance AI software that will feed information to drivers so they can rapidly accelerate at the optimum…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Perth man wakes up with a vague, ominous recollection of being at Billy Lee’s early Sunday morning

Belle May 17, 2026

Perth pisswreck Damo has woken up with a memory that would rival Guy Pearce in Momento. As per usual, Damo has stuck his snout in…

View More Perth man wakes up with a vague, ominous recollection of being at Billy Lee’s early Sunday morning
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Coldplay locked in to open Perth Park

Belle May 16, 2026

Perth will once again get its insatiable appetite for vanilla pop satiated after the WA Government announced that Coldplay will be headlining the opening of…

View More Coldplay locked in to open Perth Park
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

AFL teams exposed to Carlton to quarantine in Bullsbrook

Belle May 16, 2026

Perth has truly cemented itself as the home of quarantine as the AFL has now ordered any team exposed to Carlton to undertake 3 weeks…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

New Perth to Bunbury train named The Polar Express in honour of how much ice she’ll move

Belle May 15, 2026

The Australind train is looking for a new name after the Premier called out to the public for some inspiration. Having already ruled out any…

View More New Perth to Bunbury train named The Polar Express in honour of how much ice she’ll move
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

King Neptune Park in Two Rocks expected to be completed before he awakens to feed again

Belle May 15, 2026

A highly anticipated reinvigoration of the area around King Neptune’s Statue in Two Rocks is expected to be completed before the Greek God’s next blood…

View More King Neptune Park in Two Rocks expected to be completed before he awakens to feed again

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  • North Melbourne to miss Freo game after getting stuck in Bunbury Farmers Market carpark
  • Australia deploys nation’s finest second-hand negotiator after discovering AUKUS submarines are pre-owned
  • Perth man abroad getting a little tired of educating Europe on the art of topping up a long mac
  • Trump refuses to budge on price of used AUKUS submarines, saying “no low ballers, I no wat I got”
  • Perth man still not going to concede that was a storm
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