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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Cottesloe man insists Rotto isn’t elitist after spotting someone from Nedlands 

    A Cottesloe man born into generational wealth has refuted claims Rottnest Island is some elitist getaway island.  He says that on his recent trip to…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Gym bro resolves to hit the pub 3 times a week and become piss-fit in the new year after another weak silly season performance

    Thomas aka “Rig Brah” was forced to take a long hard look in the mirror after an eye-opening effort at his friend’s Xmas party last…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Scarborough man summons half of Ireland after softly mentioning ‘a job on the mines’ while out

    Scabs man, Jase, has suffered the shock of a lifetime after managing to summon what appeared to be half of Ireland to his table after…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Man arrested at Elizabeth Quay last night for refusing to record gigabytes of fireworks footage no one will ever watch

    A Perth man has been given his marching orders after a concerned member of the public reported him to the police after overhearing a chilling…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Morley looks to the future as revellers welcome in 1996 in style 

    The good people of Morley have partied long into the night after welcoming in 1996 in their glorious suburb.  The streets were packed with the…

    Belle January 1, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Spotify reveal its top song of 2025: “Destroying Aussie Music With an Unfair Algorithm” 

Belle December 4, 2025

Spotify has revealed its own 2025 Spotify Wrapped and no doubt every Aussie has enjoyed these bangers throughout the year.  At top spot goes a…

View More Spotify reveal its top song of 2025: “Destroying Aussie Music With an Unfair Algorithm” 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

AC/DC rush to visit Bon Scott’s statue before Freo gets sealed off from civilisation

Belle December 4, 2025

AC/DC have revealed they added the Perth leg of their tour so they could visit their iconic band members statue down in Fremantle before Main…

View More AC/DC rush to visit Bon Scott’s statue before Freo gets sealed off from civilisation
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Border Force says commercial fishers caught flouting WA’s demersal ban will be sent home in a free super trawler 

Belle December 3, 2025

Western Australia has announced a ban on commercial demersal fishing from 1 January 2026.  This, of course, has piqued Border Force’s interest who have been…

View More Border Force says commercial fishers caught flouting WA’s demersal ban will be sent home in a free super trawler 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

AC/DC rededicates ‘Highway to Hell’ to Tonkin Highway after trip to Byford 

Belle December 3, 2025

AC/DC reportedly made an unwise decision to go on a little excursion after landing in Perth yesterday.  Known for their love of hellish Highways, a…

View More AC/DC rededicates ‘Highway to Hell’ to Tonkin Highway after trip to Byford 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

Gina Rinehart’s helipad plans blocked amid fears extra choppers would overwhelm local community FB admins

Belle December 2, 2025

The Times has received reports that Gina Rinehart’s West Perth helipad is set to be knocked back over fears it will stress out local Facebook…

View More Gina Rinehart’s helipad plans blocked amid fears extra choppers would overwhelm local community FB admins
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Western suburbs man shattered after learning he has in fact been to the City of Cockburn

Belle December 2, 2025

William has long believed he has adequately insulated himself against whatever riff raff lurks in LGA’s outside those encompassing his beloved Golden Triangle.  It was…

View More Western suburbs man shattered after learning he has in fact been to the City of Cockburn

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  • Scarborough man summons half of Ireland after softly mentioning ‘a job on the mines’ while out
  • Man arrested at Elizabeth Quay last night for refusing to record gigabytes of fireworks footage no one will ever watch
  • Morley looks to the future as revellers welcome in 1996 in style 
  • Man reaches “shelving Hydralyte” stage of trying to beat New Year hangover

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