James Blunt heard loudly claiming The Ashes on the Yanchep Line
James Blunt is in town for a concert tonight but wasted no time getting involved in the main recreational activity of his people. Thus, the…
View More James Blunt heard loudly claiming The Ashes on the Yanchep LineLittle shop selling expensive American snacks & stuff mysteriously pops up in Hakea after 2026 smoking ban announced
Authorities are suspicious of a little shop that mysteriously popped up in Hakea prison ahead of the 2026 smoking ban. Prison officers have said the…
View More Little shop selling expensive American snacks & stuff mysteriously pops up in Hakea after 2026 smoking ban announcedAFL vows to not rest until it has alienated every single fan with needless rule changes
Despite its best efforts, the AFL still has a legion of fans who insist on watching the great game and it irks the living bejeezus…
View More AFL vows to not rest until it has alienated every single fan with needless rule changesLocal chode reckons he’s got what it takes to be a real estate agent after expertly opening a door
A local chode from your high school has had a profound epiphany today after he managed to open a door earlier this year. After the…
View More Local chode reckons he’s got what it takes to be a real estate agent after expertly opening a doorThousands of FIFOs made redundant after BHP decides to automate boot stomping & chair dragging
BHP has announced it’s the end of the line for the nation’s boot stompers and chair draggers after deciding to automate these two leading on…
View More Thousands of FIFOs made redundant after BHP decides to automate boot stomping & chair draggingCalls grow for Bob Jane T-Marts to fill the Michelin shaped hole in Australia over fears diners aren’t taking culinary advice from a tyre company
Australia’s culinary scene has a BIG problem. It doesn’t have a tyre company dictating their standards when it comes to good grub. Thus, the public…
View More Calls grow for Bob Jane T-Marts to fill the Michelin shaped hole in Australia over fears diners aren’t taking culinary advice from a tyre company