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  • BREAKING NEWS Featured

    Crack team of Pilbara miners sent to UK to assure them their heatwave was nothing 

    Western Australia has responded to Europe’s heatwave by sending the best of the best of our underground miners to give the country some perspective.  Parts…

    Belle July 3, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Freo Dockers have been training in a Wagin sheep paddock in preparation for the SCG turf

    The Fremantle Dockers have taken extreme measures to be ready for the disgraceful SCG turf on the weekend. Rather than training at their regular Cockburn…

    Belle July 3, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Eradication back on the cards after the Cuntbeetle was found to have jumped the queue for Rotto accommodation

    Well, well, well, the shot hole borer continues to endear itself to the WA public. This time, managing to get Rotto accommodation without a booking…

    Belle July 3, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Copper thieves urged to stop taking out street lights or Gen X won’t know when to return home

    WA Police have urged copper thieves operating primarily in Ellenbrook & Mandurah to stop immediately given Gen X only know when to return home when…

    Belle July 2, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Aussie dad amazes son with fable of the mythical tax refund 

    A Western Australian man has amazed his boy after treating him to a ripping yarn about an age where tax returns wandered the earth. Young…

    Belle July 1, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

Wanderluster Has Meltdown Over First Unfamiliar Toilet Situation In Greece

Belle June 16, 2025

Tragedy has struck a young “wanderluster” after being confronted with the toilet situation in Greece, in particular her first taste of a toilet paper bin…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Government sweetens incentives to lure tradies to WA by promising $10K, an ’08 Ranger and full control of site radio

Belle June 16, 2025

In an effort to lure more qualified tradesman from over East and other countries, the WA State Government has announced that on top of the…

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BREAKING NEWS Featured

REPORT: Perth Man In Arctic Jacket & Shorts Doesn’t Care What You Think 

Belle June 15, 2025

Perth man, Jeremy knows you’re looking at him. He knows you’re murmuring under your breath that he’s an idiot. He also knows that he doesn’t…

View More REPORT: Perth Man In Arctic Jacket & Shorts Doesn’t Care What You Think 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

JB Hi-Fi employee cops final warning after customer reported feeling insufficiently judged 

Belle June 15, 2025

A JB Hi-Fi customer was left in tears today after making the special trip to the store to experience the judgmental gaze of an employee…

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From the Zoo Uncategorized

IN FOCUS: Chooks Fresh & Tasty

Belle June 15, 2025

Back in 1991, a company had the balls to dream. River Rooster dreamed that they could deliver fresh chicken & chips to communities that were…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Perth’s North Claim Moral Victory For Predicted Record Breaking WA Test Turnout for The Ashes

Belle June 13, 2025

Pretty much every suburb north of Hepburn Avenue have announced a moral victory after it was reported the WA “West Test” is on track to…

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  • Eradication back on the cards after the Cuntbeetle was found to have jumped the queue for Rotto accommodation
  • Copper thieves urged to stop taking out street lights or Gen X won’t know when to return home
  • Aussie dad amazes son with fable of the mythical tax refund 
  • Private school boy quietly confident his freshly cut mullet will help him connect with the common man

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