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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    AFP drop Ben Roberts-Smith prosecution after some bloke from Mandurah tells them they have fark all

    The AFP has sensationally dropped all charges against Ben Roberts-Smith after some bloke from Mandurah launched a grammarless tirade against them on Facebook today. In…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Middle-aged Scarborough gent confident girls will never question his age if he never stops wearing surf wear 

    A Scabs bachelor on the wrong side of 40 is confident that the girls half his age he habitually tries to converse with are none-the-wiser…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    New Servo Supply Fears as Cargo Ship Full of Cheese Sausages Stuck in Strait of Hormuz

    First, it was fuel, now it’s something much bleaker for humanity – a shortage of cheese sausages is imminent in Australia after a ship full…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Trump claims to have negotiated a ceasefire between Thornlie & Maddington

    The President of Peace aka the Rapid Oompa Loompa King has claimed another negotiation victory today declaring a ceasefire between the SOR Perth suburbs of…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Australind service to Bunbury to recommence once Australind Bunbury Bypass is completed

    The WA Government has revealed the reason the Australind train to Bunbury is taking so long is due to a delay in constructing the Australind…

    Belle April 8, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Banksy unmasked after hitting Ennis Avenue again

Belle March 20, 2026

Famed street artist “Banksy” was unable to resist hitting up Ennis Avenue one more time with a P-plate, an act he has done thousands of…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

Trump denies desperation after begging Perth to send floating party cube to Strait of Hormuz

Belle March 19, 2026

The Trumpinator 2000 is on a mission to sow chaos across the globe and is demanding his allies help chip in to a war they…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

Coles and Woolworths thank petrol companies for taking the heat off them

Belle March 18, 2026

Coles and Woolworths have each sent a thankyou hamper of marked down treats to the major petrol companies for managing to keep their own despicable…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

Government permits Woodside to pump crude oil directly into motorists’ tanks to alleviate cost pressure

Belle March 17, 2026

Forget high sulphur fuel, the salvation Aussie motorists need from the fuel crisis is coming from WA’s own Woodside who have long sought to cut…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

St Paddy’s Day sees statewide shortage of traffic controllers in WA

Belle March 17, 2026

The WA construction industry has ground to a halt today after thousands of traffic controllers mysteriously called in sick on St Paddy’s Day. It is…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

Australians allowed early access to super to afford Easter

Belle March 17, 2026

The Albanese Government has rolled out a range of measures to combat the ever-burgeoning cost of living allegedly caused by the Iran war. Punters will…

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  • Trump claims to have negotiated a ceasefire between Thornlie & Maddington
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