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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Crack team of pastry chefs deployed to South Perth to deal with late night baking epidemic

    South Perth residents have been moaning that young people are living their best life and indulging in late night baking sessions on the foreshore. Among…

    Belle December 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

    Nature is healing as kids banned from socials return to Galleria bus port to settle beef

    The Albanese Government is celebrating another triumph this morning as hundreds of under 16s ditch trading barbs over socials for good ol fashion scuffling at…

    Belle December 11, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Technology & Finance

    Under-16s social media ban declared a win as kids rediscover the art of pelting honky nuts at each other

    All eyes were on Australia today as the Under 16s social media ban came into effect.  Many experts were debating how the kids were going…

    Belle December 10, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Congestion on regional roads solved after “overtaking lane ahead” signs placed every 100m

    Main Roads WA have been praised for their genius initiative to ensure grey nomads towing caravans don’t clog up regional roads anymore.  The solution? To…

    Belle December 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Ellenbrook Line declared a disaster as new figures reveal Perth dealing with thousands of Ellenbrook commuters every day

    The Western Australian Government has apologised to the people of Perth after the new Ellenbrook Line delivered on the threat of bringing thousands of Ellenbrook…

    Belle December 8, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

BYD Shark yellow stickered for failing to display a shark-themed number plate

Belle November 18, 2025

A BYD Shark owner is licking his wounds today after police noticed he had a regular WA licence plate rather than the seemingly mandatory shark-themed…

View More BYD Shark yellow stickered for failing to display a shark-themed number plate
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

TransPerth eases public’s mind over derailment by appointing BHP as train safety consultants 

Belle November 18, 2025

TransPerth realises the optics of yesterday’s derailment at Baysie Station may cause some to be concerned for their safety.  According to the PTA, the derailment…

View More TransPerth eases public’s mind over derailment by appointing BHP as train safety consultants 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Starvin’ Scott Boland refuses to turn right at Claremont Hungry Jack’s, lets traffic flow

Belle November 17, 2025

After a full day of helping old ladies cross the road and helping bloke’s move house, all Scotty Boland wanted was a cheeky feed to…

View More Starvin’ Scott Boland refuses to turn right at Claremont Hungry Jack’s, lets traffic flow
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Australia warned to not let England’s home ground advantage rattle them in the first Ashes test in Perth

Belle November 17, 2025

The Australian cricket team will be coming in hot to Western Australia aka Not-so-little-England and they should expect a hostile crowd.  In fact, WA now…

View More Australia warned to not let England’s home ground advantage rattle them in the first Ashes test in Perth
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

REPORT: Perth UFC fan must be excited for tomorrow’s event because he hasn’t slept since last Tuesday

Belle November 15, 2025

Surely Perth UFC fan, Brayden, is excited for tomorrow’s big clash given he hasn’t managed a single week of sleep since last Tuesday. His haters,…

View More REPORT: Perth UFC fan must be excited for tomorrow’s event because he hasn’t slept since last Tuesday
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

Border Force opens first Indonesian BCF to help illegal fishers adapt to life as WA boat owners

Belle November 15, 2025

A special investigation by The Times has revealed Australian Border Force is operating Indonesia’s first BCF store on Rote Island to help the beneficiaries of…

View More Border Force opens first Indonesian BCF to help illegal fishers adapt to life as WA boat owners

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  • Crack team of pastry chefs deployed to South Perth to deal with late night baking epidemic
  • Nature is healing as kids banned from socials return to Galleria bus port to settle beef
  • Under-16s social media ban declared a win as kids rediscover the art of pelting honky nuts at each other
  • Congestion on regional roads solved after “overtaking lane ahead” signs placed every 100m
  • Ellenbrook Line declared a disaster as new figures reveal Perth dealing with thousands of Ellenbrook commuters every day
  • WA announces BCF shirt buyback as fish ban set to decimate displays of boating incompetence 

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