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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Man arrested at Elizabeth Quay last night for refusing to record gigabytes of fireworks footage no one will ever watch

    A Perth man has been given his marching orders after a concerned member of the public reported him to the police after overhearing a chilling…

    Belle January 1, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Morley looks to the future as revellers welcome in 1996 in style 

    The good people of Morley have partied long into the night after welcoming in 1996 in their glorious suburb.  The streets were packed with the…

    Belle January 1, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Man reaches “shelving Hydralyte” stage of trying to beat New Year hangover

    Damo, a double bacon deluxe of a bloke, has tried every trick in the book to beat his brutal hangover today. Alas, nothing seems to…

    Belle January 1, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Ford Ranger driver resolves to change absolutely nothing in the New Year 

    A Ford Ranger driver has declared himself perfect in every way and when the clock hits 12:01, the man has resolved to change absolutely nothing…

    Belle December 31, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Jeep driver opts out of NYE celebrations as he’s already spent tons on a huge letdown that will leave him stranded at the end of the night

    A Jeep driver has ascended into a state of permanent New Year’s Eve’ing after buying his untrusty steed some months ago. Why does he need…

    Belle December 30, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

AC/DC rededicates ‘Highway to Hell’ to Tonkin Highway after trip to Byford 

Belle December 3, 2025

AC/DC reportedly made an unwise decision to go on a little excursion after landing in Perth yesterday.  Known for their love of hellish Highways, a…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

Gina Rinehart’s helipad plans blocked amid fears extra choppers would overwhelm local community FB admins

Belle December 2, 2025

The Times has received reports that Gina Rinehart’s West Perth helipad is set to be knocked back over fears it will stress out local Facebook…

View More Gina Rinehart’s helipad plans blocked amid fears extra choppers would overwhelm local community FB admins
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Western suburbs man shattered after learning he has in fact been to the City of Cockburn

Belle December 2, 2025

William has long believed he has adequately insulated himself against whatever riff raff lurks in LGA’s outside those encompassing his beloved Golden Triangle.  It was…

View More Western suburbs man shattered after learning he has in fact been to the City of Cockburn
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

FIFO bloke admits everyone feels heat differently and doesn’t one-up anyone about Perth’s weather

Belle December 1, 2025

Big Dave, a Fly In Fly Out worker, empathised with his Perth friends today as they made small talk around the pub about the scorching…

View More FIFO bloke admits everyone feels heat differently and doesn’t one-up anyone about Perth’s weather
Bell Tower Times Featured Lifestyle

Perth woman christens new car with first load of sand she’ll never get rid of

Belle December 1, 2025 WA Culture

Last month, Jodie was enjoying that new car feeling. Today, she’s enjoying that first load of sand in her interior that she’ll likely never get…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

12 worst people you’ll encounter at the beach

Belle December 1, 2025

The Peacock – his deep-seated mummy issues have created an attention-seeking missile that needs the approval of every female in the vicinity. At the beach, you’ll…

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  • Man arrested at Elizabeth Quay last night for refusing to record gigabytes of fireworks footage no one will ever watch
  • Morley looks to the future as revellers welcome in 1996 in style 
  • Man reaches “shelving Hydralyte” stage of trying to beat New Year hangover
  • Ford Ranger driver resolves to change absolutely nothing in the New Year 
  • Jeep driver opts out of NYE celebrations as he’s already spent tons on a huge letdown that will leave him stranded at the end of the night
  • Westralian man’s holiday ruined after having to endure an East Coast sunset 

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