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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    REPORT: Easter Sunday hands down the seediest day of the Easter long weekend

    A recent study by the Department of Getting On It has found Easter Sunday to be hands down the seediest day of the Easter Long…

    Belle April 5, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Police called to Perth Maccas after man explains his 5 Fillet-O-Fish order has nothing to do with Good Friday

    A Perth McDonalds has been left scrambling for answers today after a man boldly entered the store and ordered 5 Fillet-O-Fish burgers without even a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local Seagulls Thank Catholic Guilt As They Prepare For Their Biggest Day Of The Year

    Good Friday is the official seagull grand final with over 500% more fish & chip munching families to terrorise in their endless pursuit for a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local mum reconsiders catholic guilt as cost-of-living means ol mate Cap’n Birds Eye is coming for lunch

    Local mum Patricia has seriously questioned her annual display of faith after realising that the weekend budget doesn’t allow for the frills of bougie fish…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    WA to Invoke Emergency Powers to Divert Froffs to Those Who Forgot to Stock Up Before Good Friday

    Roger Cook has called a special press conference to announce WA will be invoking emergency powers to stop the indignity of the Good Friday booze…

    Belle April 2, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Western Suburbs accuse government of ignoring battlers as diesel shortage puts Rotto trips at risk

Belle March 13, 2026

Perth’s Western Suburbs are demanding the Government do more to protect what they call the “real battlers” in this diesel shortage shitshow. Of course, they…

View More Western Suburbs accuse government of ignoring battlers as diesel shortage puts Rotto trips at risk
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

Government threatens fuel companies with $100M price gouging fine or two for $189.99M

Belle March 12, 2026

The Australian Government has announced tough new penalties for any fuel companies thinking of price gouging customers during this period of global instability. The Government…

View More Government threatens fuel companies with $100M price gouging fine or two for $189.99M
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Moot Shortages Imminent as Cost Of Emitting Diesel Soot Soars

Belle March 12, 2026

Experts warn that the rising price of diesel is going to have a serious impact on the “moot” getting abilities of WA’s most obnoxious soot…

View More Moot Shortages Imminent as Cost Of Emitting Diesel Soot Soars
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Perth Man Vows To Drive Himself Into Financial Ruin Before Taking Public Transport

Belle March 11, 2026

“No”, Jackson responded to his partner’s 15 minute impassioned plea to release some pressure from the family budget by relying on a little public transport…

View More Perth Man Vows To Drive Himself Into Financial Ruin Before Taking Public Transport
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

Man Ostracised From Caravan Park for Practising Reversing Before Arrival

Belle March 11, 2026

A Perth man has faced the full force of weekend warrior caravaner fury after he let slip to fellow holidaymakers that he’d actually practised reversing…

View More Man Ostracised From Caravan Park for Practising Reversing Before Arrival
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

Mandurah develops space program after just 2 days without “certain websites”

Belle March 10, 2026

A mere 48 hours after big Wank decided to clamp down on Australia, Mandurah has announced it will be launching its first manned spaceship to…

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  • Local mum reconsiders catholic guilt as cost-of-living means ol mate Cap’n Birds Eye is coming for lunch
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