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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    AFL vows to not rest until it has alienated every single fan with needless rule changes 

    Despite its best efforts, the AFL still has a legion of fans who insist on watching the great game and it irks the living bejeezus…

    Belle October 29, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local chode reckons he’s got what it takes to be a real estate agent after expertly opening a door

    A local chode from your high school has had a profound epiphany today after he managed to open a door earlier this year.  After the…

    Belle October 29, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Thousands of FIFOs made redundant after BHP decides to automate boot stomping & chair dragging

    BHP has announced it’s the end of the line for the nation’s boot stompers and chair draggers after deciding to automate these two leading on…

    Belle October 28, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Calls grow for Bob Jane T-Marts to fill the Michelin shaped hole in Australia over fears diners aren’t taking culinary advice from a tyre company

    Australia’s culinary scene has a BIG problem. It doesn’t have a tyre company dictating their standards when it comes to good grub.  Thus, the public…

    Belle October 28, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Message in a bottle washed up on Esperance beach turns out to be an Optus customer trying to reach 000

    The mystery of the bottle washed up on Wharton Beach has been solved after a man came forward and said it was the only way…

    Belle October 27, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

BREAKING: Tradie rocks up to small residential job he promised to do

Belle October 6, 2025

A family has been left stunned today after their generational run of getting ghosted by tradies was finally broken this morning.  Not only did the…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

REPORT: Kalgoorlie currently smelling like Tarocash and regret 

Belle October 5, 2025

The streets of Kalgoorlie are alive with the unmistakable armour of Tarocash and regret after the 2025 Kalgoorlie Cup.  It’s the sort of day that…

View More REPORT: Kalgoorlie currently smelling like Tarocash and regret 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

All Blacks fans race to Royal Show sheep pavilion to keep the party going

Belle October 4, 2025

The New Zealand All Blacks rugby fans have made a desperate dash to the Perth Royal Show to keep the Bledisloe Cup party going with…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Scarborough announces long awaited beach parking upgrade promising 2 new bays

Belle October 3, 2025

It’s the news every Scabs Beach lover has been waiting for. Finally, beach parking woes will be no more after two brand spankin’ bays were…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Westralian man shocked to learn there is no “s” at the end of daylight saving

Belle October 2, 2025

As the annual media shit-stir over “daylight savings” begins, a Westralian man has had his foundations rocked after repeatedly seeing it written as daylight saving.…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

Woolworths debuts new “minority report” cameras to catch you scanning items as onions before you’ve done it 

Belle October 2, 2025

Woolworths has spent billions of dollars inventing new cameras that are straight out of a sci-fi thrilling featuring everyone’s favourite stunt-lovin’, couch jumpin’ lunatic Tom…

View More Woolworths debuts new “minority report” cameras to catch you scanning items as onions before you’ve done it 

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  • Calls grow for Bob Jane T-Marts to fill the Michelin shaped hole in Australia over fears diners aren’t taking culinary advice from a tyre company
  • Message in a bottle washed up on Esperance beach turns out to be an Optus customer trying to reach 000
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