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    Man treats his house to the ol ‘Balcatta Sunset’ after installing a bore

    Local man Todd has expressed his joy at “finally feeling like a true sandgroper” after staining the bricks, fence and power boxes of his property…

    Belle January 28, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Japan braces for impact as Aussie dollar surges

    A collective sigh from the population of Japan was heard after news broke that the Aussie dollar was surging and was approaching its strongest against…

    Belle January 28, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Rockingham man sets up cabana in KFC drive through to reserve his spot this morning 

    Inspired by the inconsiderate actions of many Westralians at beaches, a local pisswreck has had the genius idea of setting up a cabana in the…

    Belle January 27, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Travel

    Irishman detained for trying to enter Australia without a GAA jersey 

    There were chaotic scenes at Perth Airport today after Border Force apprehended an Irishman who thought he could just waltz into Perth without wearing a…

    Belle January 24, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    New hate speech laws expanded to include pronouncing the CK in Cockburn while in WA

    Last minute amendments to the Albanese Government’s new hate speech laws have been made following an appeal from Westralia.  Pursuant to the new amendment, anyone…

    Belle January 21, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

Trump announces plans to take control of Morley Galleria 

Belle February 6, 2025

Seemingly on a mission to plant an American flag on any bit of foreign soil he can, Trump has announced his plans to swoop in…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Mumfluencer considers disowning children for ruining her “back to school” photoshoot this morning 

Belle February 5, 2025

A mumfluencer is still trying to move on from the events this morning after her ungrateful children decided to look like a bag of smashed…

View More Mumfluencer considers disowning children for ruining her “back to school” photoshoot this morning 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

IN FOCUS: Guys who greet you by doing a fake punch to the gut 

Belle February 5, 2025

There comes a moment in every flog’s life where he must ask himself “am I painful enough to be around?” If the answer is no,…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Tame Impala’s Grammy actually a bigger deal for bloke who claims to have met Kevin Parker in a Freo kebab line in 2010

Belle February 5, 2025

Tame Impala have won their first Grammy for best dance/electronic recording for their song Neverender with Justice. Of course, the while the award is a…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Man with rejection issues not cut out for the Perth Airport rideshare scene

Belle February 4, 2025

By all reports, local man Brayden was not emotionally prepared for trying to secure a rideshare driver from Perth Airport this afternoon to his relatively…

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Bell Tower Times From the Zoo

A Day In The Life Of A Self Appointed Strata Sheriff

Belle January 30, 2025 A Day In The Life Ofrental

6:00 am – I’m up at the break of dawn for my first patrol. My primary objectives are to ascertain who has used a visitor bay…

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  • New hate speech laws expanded to include pronouncing the CK in Cockburn while in WA
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