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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Police called to Perth Maccas after man explains his 5 Fillet-O-Fish order has nothing to do with Good Friday

    A Perth McDonalds has been left scrambling for answers today after a man boldly entered the store and ordered 5 Fillet-O-Fish burgers without even a…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local Seagulls Thank Catholic Guilt As They Prepare For Their Biggest Day Of The Year

    Good Friday is the official seagull grand final with over 500% more fish & chip munching families to terrorise in their endless pursuit for a…

    Belle April 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Local mum reconsiders catholic guilt as cost-of-living means ol mate Cap’n Birds Eye is coming for lunch

    Local mum Patricia has seriously questioned her annual display of faith after realising that the weekend budget doesn’t allow for the frills of bougie fish…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

    WA to Invoke Emergency Powers to Divert Froffs to Those Who Forgot to Stock Up Before Good Friday

    Roger Cook has called a special press conference to announce WA will be invoking emergency powers to stop the indignity of the Good Friday booze…

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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    NASA Reveals Artemis Program Aims to Establish New Perth Suburb on Moon

    Plans for the latest Perth suburb in the ever-expansive sprawl have moved one step closer after the successful launch of the Orion as part of…

    Belle April 2, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Newly Single Man Deploys Double-Popped Collar To Devastating Effect 

Belle April 10, 2025

The early 2000s called, they want their stud back. Newly single man Dave has just put himself back on the market after a solid 20…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

Trump refuses to pause tariff on Wittenoom stating he will make American asbestos great again

Belle April 10, 2025

President Trump has sensationally backflipped on his ridiculous tariffs today after realising destroying the global economy may not make him too popular. However, he remains…

View More Trump refuses to pause tariff on Wittenoom stating he will make American asbestos great again
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

WA slaps reciprocal tariff on Lady Gaga’s beef with Perth following tour snub

Belle April 9, 2025

The great nation of Westralia has served back a massive fark you to Lady Gaga after if was announced she was going to dog Perth…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

UN warns Trump to stop threatening Australia with the thought of eating American beef

Belle April 8, 2025

The United Nations has urged the unhinged President that even making Australians think about having to eat their beef is a violation of human rights. …

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

Main Roads replace Bunbury Bypass signage with inspirational quote to better suit their vision

Belle April 8, 2025

The WA Government has taken the public’s criticism of some of its signage on the Wilman Wadandi Highway on board and have come up with…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

Chemist Warehouse discover exact threshold of consumer torment one will endure for a bargain 

Belle April 7, 2025

Chemist Warehouse is truly one of those feel-good Aussie success stories. From a few pharmacies to a global powerhouse brand, one could be mistaken into…

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