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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Why yes, aging Scarborough man does reckon he could also do a 4km heroic swim in rough seas

    Brett, 42, from Scarborough has watched the heroic actions of young Austin and has confirmed that the young champion is made from the same sort…

    Belle February 4, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

    12 types of awful coworkers you can’t avoid

    Since time began, humans were forced to work together towards a communal goal. Alas, that goal appears to be losing one’s faith in humanity. Here’s…

    Belle February 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Perth man dodges synthetic lawn ban by registering yard as a commercial pizza oven

    A Perth resident has reacted poorly to the news that he is not permitted to install synthetic lawn on his front yard.  He comes from…

    Belle February 3, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Authorities confirm beaches once again usable as children return to school

    Members of the Western Australian adult population have been assured that the city’s stunning beaches are once again usable as the start of the school…

    Belle February 2, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Ed Sheeran spotted at the OBH with a Butler tan telling everyone it’s gonna be Ipswich’s year lad 

    “The Tractor Boys are on”, Ed loudly exclaimed as he ordered another “Laaaagerrrr” when it was “his turn to get the beers in” at the…

    Belle February 1, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Local woman fancies herself a qualified psychiatrist after a few years in the Perth dating scene

Belle February 13, 2025

While it takes years of study to become a psychiatrist, local Perth woman Samanfa feels she’s obtained the necessary life-course-credits to accurately diagnose every dropkick…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

Trump concedes US trade surplus with Australia primarily due to WA’s insatiable appetite for white Oakleys 

Belle February 11, 2025

President Trump has told Albo this morning that America’s trade surplus with Australia will be a big factor in future considerations to give us an…

View More Trump concedes US trade surplus with Australia primarily due to WA’s insatiable appetite for white Oakleys 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

Trump names Wellington St Fatberg the 51st State for its role in disrupting Canada last night

Belle February 10, 2025

Donald Trump has bestowed a great honour on the Wellington Street Fatberg that ruined a Bryan Adams concert last night. A source close to Trump…

View More Trump names Wellington St Fatberg the 51st State for its role in disrupting Canada last night
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Kylie Minogue locks in the Wellington Street Fatberg as backup venue for Saturday’s concert

Belle February 10, 2025

Kylie Minogue watched the unfortunate events outside the Bryan Adam’s concert unfold last night as a sewage blockage caused by a suspected “fatberg” forced RAC…

View More Kylie Minogue locks in the Wellington Street Fatberg as backup venue for Saturday’s concert
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

WA Local forgets about Sunday morning trading hours for the 600th weekend in a row

Belle February 9, 2025

Despite living in WA his whole life, Dave has once again foolishly presented at his local Woolies at 9:30 on a Sunday morning.  This represents…

View More WA Local forgets about Sunday morning trading hours for the 600th weekend in a row
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Bead mazes introduced to assist with Emergency Department wait times

Belle February 9, 2025

While the Health system waits for upgraded facilities, more staff and better support for bulk billing services, all they can do is try to improve…

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