The Perth Italian
Tony is the result of a bottle of Acqua Di Gio breeding with a tub of hair gel and giving birth into a pile of…
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Mr Perth DJ
Sam’s DJ’ing is the melodic equivalent of a particularly orgasmic scissoring session between Fran Drescher and Julia Gillard. When Sams on stage he transforms into…
Mr Canadian Ski Season
Tobz would like people to think he is travelling to Canada as a professional extreme athlete. Which would be true if Red Bull paid Aussies…
Mrs Census Fail
Apparently, Sonia holds her privacy above all else. Despite last month, giving the Pokémon Go app her credit card details and permission to track her…
Mr “Go Fund Me”
As the age of entitlement dawns, Troy squarks the loudest for his share of the unearned feed. For 24 years, Troy suckled on the plentiful…
Little Miss Corporate
Jessica’s constant gloating about her grad position is like using the party potato salad to relieve your yeasty itch: it makes her feel good but…