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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    Piers Morgan calls for Usman Khawaja’s toilet to be named player of the match

    The English blowhard has praised the alluring pull of the toilet for helping England into a commanding second-day position. As the story goes, Usman Khawaja…

    Belle November 22, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    New Yanchep Line buckles under pressure of actually transporting passengers 

    The tracks on the new Yanchep Line have spontaneously combusted under the pressure of actually transporting passengers today ahead of the first day of the…

    Belle November 21, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Perth residents’ trust issues intensify after another alleged storm warning

    Many Perth residents cleared their schedule yesterday over warnings there was a storm brewing. While some sections of Perth did cop some rain, the grand…

    Belle November 20, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

    West Coast requires all draft picks to hold a valid white card so they can legally work on a rebuilding site 

    West Coast Eagles have addressed their supporters in a pre-draft press conference this morning. Telling them that their main priority for the draft is adequate…

    Belle November 19, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Boorloo Bridge now fully stripped of copper in less than 24 hours after lighting strip fell 

    Opportunists from around Perth have wasted no time feasting on the robust offerings from the Boorloo Bridge after news broke that the lighting cables were…

    Belle November 18, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Office toilet wondering what it did wrong in a past life

Belle December 10, 2024

A communal bathroom facility has pondered the tough questions this morning after yet another session of inhumanity. Not one to consider itself spiritual, the bathroom…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Department of Transport now accepting arms & legs as Rego payment

Belle December 9, 2024

To combat the ever-increasing cost of registering your vehicle, the Department of Transport has given consumers the option of paying with their literal arms &…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Ellenbrook man who has demanded a traino for 16 years still not going to use it 

Belle December 8, 2024

Today is the day the Ellenbrook train line finally opens. A day many in the Ellenbrook community have been waiting on since it was promised…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

Woolworths gift employees company branded ankle monitors for Xmas

Belle December 7, 2024

Woolworths has got into the Xmas spirit by gifting its employees a little something-something that will let them know they are thinking about them over…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

WA Builder’s Xmas party cancelled because no one could get a slab organised

Belle December 6, 2024

A WA builder has been forced to cancel its annual Xmas party because the firm lacked the resources to get a slab organised in time.…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Young dad tries to blame toddler for Wiggles-heavy Spotify wrapped playlist

Belle December 5, 2024

A young dad has awoken to the news that his most played songs for the year were in fact children’s tunes from The Wiggles. Speaking…

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