Man reaches “shelving Hydralyte” stage of trying to beat New Year hangover
Damo, a double bacon deluxe of a bloke, has tried every trick in the book to beat his brutal hangover today. Alas, nothing seems to…
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Local mess who posted her New Year’s resolutions to IG stuns haters by waking up fit, rich, mature, career-driven, and with a multitude of hobbies
No one knows how she did it but it seems local trainwreck Tash has come good on each and every one of her 2024 New…
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Man kicked out of Elizabeth Quay after admitting he wasn’t going to record gigabytes of fireworks footage no one would ever watch
A Perth man has been given his marching orders after a concerned member of the public reported him to the police after overhearing a chilling…
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MCG sustains extensive rust damage from the flood of salty tears flowing from Indian cricket fans
The 2025 AFL Premiership Season is now in doubt after engineers confirmed that Indian tears had caused extensive rust throughout the ageing stadium. The salt…
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Man with Perth plates shocks region by deploying courtesy finger raise to passing motorists
Regional road users between Geraldton & Carnarvon have been left in a state of shock after a man driving a car with Perth licence plates…
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Top 10 New Year’s Resolutions For Westralians
The new year is an exciting time to grow and be better than we were in 2024. Here are some ideas: 1. Be in the…
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