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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

    Congestion on regional roads solved after “overtaking lane ahead” signs placed every 100m

    Main Roads WA have been praised for their genius initiative to ensure grey nomads towing caravans don’t clog up regional roads anymore.  The solution? To…

    Belle December 9, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Ellenbrook Line declared a disaster as new figures reveal Perth dealing with thousands of Ellenbrook commuters every day

    The Western Australian Government has apologised to the people of Perth after the new Ellenbrook Line delivered on the threat of bringing thousands of Ellenbrook…

    Belle December 8, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    WA announces BCF shirt buyback as fish ban set to decimate displays of boating incompetence 

    Western Australia has announced recreational demersal fishing on the west coast will be banned until the Spring of 2027. As a result, many weekend warriors…

    Belle December 6, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

    Useless Perth angler doing a good job pretending he’ll be affected by Dhuey ban

    Atrocious Perth fisho, Timbo, who has never caught a Dhuey in his life is putting on a convincing act while joining in on his fellow…

    Belle December 5, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    AC/DC concert receives noise complaints from residents in Two Rocks 

    AC/DC are not popular with Two Rocks NIMBYs after noise complaints streamed in as last night’s concert at Perth Stadium roared on. Residents in Two…

    Belle December 5, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Kohli admits he only made contact with Konstas in the hope some of Sam’s talent would rub off on him

Belle December 26, 2024

The cricket world is in shock after Virat “King” Kohli appeared to go out of his way to bump into batting phenomenon Sam Konstas. However,…

View More Kohli admits he only made contact with Konstas in the hope some of Sam’s talent would rub off on him
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

REPORT: Rough Day To Be A Bin At A Local Park 

Belle December 25, 2024

Local park bins across the state are bracing for impact as hordes of seafood aficionados make the pilgrimage to avoid having to store the stinking…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

BREAKING: Santa grounded after WorkSafe discover only one reindeer meets high visibility standards

Belle December 24, 2024

Santa has gone and done it now! WorkSafe WA were forced to ground the jolly fat man after a tip off from the public that…

View More BREAKING: Santa grounded after WorkSafe discover only one reindeer meets high visibility standards
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

8 Important Preparations For Xmas Day In WA

Belle December 24, 2024

Xmas day – one of the biggest days on the Australian calender. Typically a day full of food, booze and aquatic environments. It might seem…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Perth man scared of the monster he becomes at the pre-Xmas seafood rush

Belle December 24, 2024

A Perth man has sought forgiveness from society after reflecting on the monster he became while ducking down to pick up some fresh seafood for…

View More Perth man scared of the monster he becomes at the pre-Xmas seafood rush
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Perth Man Quietly Confident No One Else Plans to Go Xmas Shopping Today

Belle December 23, 2024

Casually sauntering out to his car, Ben cracks his knuckles and exclaims to the world that he’s about to get away with the perfect crime.…

View More Perth Man Quietly Confident No One Else Plans to Go Xmas Shopping Today

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  • Useless Perth angler doing a good job pretending he’ll be affected by Dhuey ban
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