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    AI traffic camera suffers catastrophic meltdown trying to process first morning of WA long weekend

    A mobile AI traffic camera positioned on the Freeway heading southbound has crashed out under the sheer volume of how much vehicular fuckery it was…

    Belle February 28, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Business

    Authorities up the ante against Alcoa with sternly worded tree vandalism sign in Northern Jarrah Forest

    A joint taskforce into Alcoa’s tree cutting shitcuntery in the Northern Jarrah Forest has been launched between State and Federal environmental authorities. Fearing the $55…

    Belle February 27, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    City of Perth confident parking fee hike is a ‘non-issue’ thanks to Perth’s famous love of public transport

    It’s a move that some punters are sceptical about given the CBD has the humming hustle and bustle of Galleria most of the time. However,…

    Belle February 27, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Parents squirm awkwardly after kids ask them what Pinky’s was like back in their day

    A lovely day on Rottnest island turned awkward after a visit to the infamous Pinky’s Beach. It seems the parents were unable to hide their…

    Belle February 26, 2026
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Joondalup man reaches City faster on foot than drivers after surprise thunderstorm

    Kevin from Joondalup unceremoniously hurled his car keys into the bin this morning after looking at the window and witnessing a surprise thunderstorm. Why, one…

    Belle February 26, 2026
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Commodore Ute Guy Defiantly Refuses to Transition into Dual Cab Guy

Belle March 2, 2025

A Commodore ute owner has bucked the bogan trend and has defiantly declared he will never transition into a dual cab owner like the rest…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional Sports

North Melbourne lost after accidentally bypassing Bunbury en route to pre-season clash

Belle March 1, 2025

The North Melbourne Kangaroos are thought to be somewhere on the Bunbury Bypass this afternoon after the team bus got a little confused after leaving…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Sports

Bunbury urged to “keep it together” as pre-season clash brings AFL to the South West again

Belle March 1, 2025

The Western Australian Government has urged the good people of Bunbury to just “hold it together” for 24 hours as the South West City hosts…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Politics

Trump celebrates White House tantrum by cheering on Ivan Drago in Rocky IV

Belle March 1, 2025

President Trump was so gee’d up after his tantrum against Ukrainian President Zelenskyy that he instructed his minders to put on one of his favourite…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Last day of summer fills Perth man with dread over how he’ll survive the next 9 months of predominantly sunny, pleasant weather 

Belle February 28, 2025

A Perth man has been dealing with an existential crisis today as he prepares for the last day of summer tomorrow. He is overwhelmed with…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Trump vows to end the England-Australia Bairstow stumping conflict in one day

Belle February 28, 2025

Swaggering like a bloated Oompa Loompa that just negotiated a good unionisation deal for the Chocolate Factory, President Trump says his deal artistry could be…

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