Mr Breakfest
Gary wakes up on Boxing Day to the soothing sounds of test match cricket. There is no time to spare, he is feeling a little…
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Ms Stereosonics
Stereosonics is unquestionably the biggest event on the insta-hoe calendar. The Claremont Showgrounds will transform into a thriving ecosystem of cooked peacocks gurning harder than…
Mr West Coast Eagles
Ken would have you believe that he doesn’t care about the Dockers. In reality, Ken sees the purple-cretins as the red-headed step-brother that somehow managed…
Mr Golden Triangle
William allows the silver spoon of entitlement to penetrate his privileged kwon and knows that the harder he grinds on the generational-elitism, the bigger the…
Mr Bali Ash Cloud
Two weeks ago Bryan had a YOLO moment after too many cans of bourbon and booked a trip to Bali. Giving late notice to his…
Ms Dry July
As she forgets her reasons for running and the sun sets on a rainbow sky, Simone must mercilessly dry hump July’s new hashtag like her…