WA Police have put out a call to the public to help locate a 182cm, bald family man driving a 1970 Dodge Charger with significant modifications.
Police believe the man and his 900 horse power 10 second car may have been responsible for the ruckus that was so loud that authorities initially believed it originated in Rockingham. A leading noise scientist told The Times,
“We all know how loud engines sound in the tunnel so imagine this calibre of vehicle. Typically the noise would be contained within the space but given how fast & furious this vehicle is the noise was heard all across Perth”
A spokesperson for the WA Police told The Times,
“We believe that we almost had him but as you can imagine the Charger the individual was driving lived its life one quarter mile at a time and our Skodas weren’t up for the task. If this individual is listening turn yourself in, we know that disgusting modified engine played the tune of its people in the tunnel and the result was a sonic boom”
In response to the Police’s call to action, a mystery caller contacted The Times to make one thing clear,
“They nearly had me? They never had me, they never had their car. A Fkn Skoda? At least bring the Stinger to the party”
While police look for the bald man, we can report that he has asked us to pass on a message that he’ll hand himself over if the Kia Stinger can beat his Charger. If not, he gets the Charger. Adding,
“And the respect, for an old friend, he told me that meant something to some people”
Touching.