Major Perth property developers have seen an opportunity to capitalise on the growing demand for beach cabanas and the natural Perth urge to sprawl.
Accordingly, young families are now able to purchase exciting cabana & land packages for families wanting to get into the beach real estate game. A spokesperson for one such major developer told The Times,
“If your dream is to take up prime beach real estate then this is for you. Our blocks range from $500k – $750k and are about 2sqm. On top of the real estate you obviously get to choose your dream cabana. WE offer a choice of 3 which are identical except for colour”
The offer has already been a hit with people who are tired of getting down to the beach at 5am to reserve a spot for their cretinous relatives to frolic about on.
We spoke to a cabana-mum who said the opportunity to permanently deprive other beach goers was of particular appeal to her. Adding,
“We tell people it’s about being sun smart but in reality it’s about the power that comes with pitching a cabana and then populating the space around it with eskies, beach toys, sun lounges, anything to tell the world we own this beach!”
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In true house & land package style, you will be placed so close to your neighbour that you’ll be able to hear the sunscreen be slopped onto their hairy backs. Yum!
Some are even comparing the offerings to those colourful beach houses at Brighton Beach Melbourne that aristocrats buy up to show everyone they are better than them.
Brave new world indeed.
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