Raygun’s management has allegedly sent a very strongly worded letter to a local wedding after being “blindsided” by a drunken guest pulling out one of her Olympic losing moves.
It is alleged that at 9:15 pm, an over refreshed white guy was “feeling it” and “had to hit” the d-floor. After a simple uncoordinated two step he decided to hit the crowd with a little razzle dazzle.
A witness at the wedding told The Times,
“It was a bit of a shock, such a bad dancing trying such an advanced move. Like you’re used to seeing the sprinkler on the biggest sporting stage in the world, not at a wedding but he went for it and that’s when all hell broke loose”
Within minutes of successfully completing the move, a team of lawyers descended upon the wedding and demanded to see the written permission the man must have obtained to even THINK about pulling off that kinda move.
Alas, he had not sought prior permission so the entire wedding was shut down. The gutted guest told The Times,
“I knew the move was powerful but I didn’t think for a second it’s patron saint and inventor Raygun would take offence to it. What an honour to be collateral damage in her mission to protect her brand or whatever”
Let that be a warning to you all.
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