Aging millennial & Gen X expats living at various suburbs along the Yanchep Line are expected to descend on the Fatboy Slim concert with great vigor & gusto much like the zoomer crowd at UK DJ Fred Again’s show.
We spoke to one fan who said he hadn’t been this happy he was a young man off his face at Brighton Beach in England. He told The Times,
“It’s coming ‘ome lad, I used to see Fatboy Slim every year in Brighton. Don’t remember much from that era if I’m honest. Would I get back on it at the Langley Park show? Yeah, but I might die, innnit”
The announcement has come as great solace to the Perth expat community that have been licking their wounds after getting snubbed by Oasis.
We tracked down another limey resident who said he’s going to get “propah mashed” just like old times sake. Adding,
“Slim is the greatest thing to come out of the UK since Bisto gravy. There is a real buzz around Butler I’ll tell you that much”
Fatboy Slim has announced that priority tickets will go to British expats and then the antipodean scum can hoover up whatever is left.
Seems reasonable.
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