A local Gen Z boy has admitted that his biggest fashion influence was his scumbag uncle who got released from Casuarina recently and hasn’t had a chance to update his wardrobe since the day he went in.
At the time, his uncle was quite the fashion icon. Rocking absolute Australian 1990 staples such as the fluoro striped Rusty jeans, a Volcom belt and Charlotte hornets merch, which was the style of the time.
We spoke to Bailey who opened up about his fashion choices,
“I spend all day making fun of my millennial coworkers and then on the weekend I go and dress like they did 30 years ago. Don’t ask me why, I think I blame TikTok for the way I am”
Although some in the millennial sphere condemn Gen Z’s interest in their horrible fashion choices others are more progressive and applaud them for understanding what true style is.
We spoke to a millennial who was happy to donate an old pair of DCs to a younger coworker and even provided him with some old photos of his hair. Adding,
“I told the young feller that it’s time to frost up those tips baby, I even gave him some quick lessons in spiking the hair to look like Dexter from the Offspring, a fashion icon of the time”
Exciting times ahead for that lad. He’ll be fending it off with a stick.
Now, can someone hook him up with a pair of army camo cargos? The red ones for extra points.
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