A bloke who competed in the Rotto swim has made it clear that the registration tattoo on his upper arm isn’t going anywhere for at least a week.
While at the pub, a good Samaritan told the budgie-smuggler-clad swimmer that she had a great little trick to get the number off. An onlooker described the scene,
“He said is no uncertain terms that the only way you were going to get this number off his arm was by amputating it. Especially before he’s had a chance to parade it around Perth the following week”
Indeed, this seems to be somewhat of a trend with the man with his partner telling The Times,
“Honestly, he looks after that temporary race tattoo better than his own child. I told him to wash it off because it kept rubbing onto our bed sheets and he told me that I’d have to shake the fabric of space & time to get it off him”
Likewise, the prospects of getting shorts or a shirt on the main are basically non-existent. However, he did make one small concession,
“It isn’t the hottest day and we all know how chilly it can get on the island. So I may need to deploy some tactical shorts at about 8 pm so people don’t think chipolatas are on the menu. I just swan in open ocean I am hung like a god damn Titan! Like King Neptune himself. That’s what the history books will say”
Well good luck bud.
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