Inspired by the inconsiderate actions of many Westralians at beaches, a local pisswreck has had the genius idea of setting up a cabana in the KFC drive through to save his spot.
He had the idea while consuming an ill-advised 35th Cruiser at around 1:30 this morning. He told The Times,
“Obviously, KFC could get slammed and I simply refuse to wait in a big queue to get my disgusting face in a disgusting box of greasy matter. So I told my wife I’ll be back”
When he arrived at KFC this morning he was met a swarm of decrepit pissheads demanding to know where he got the nerve to do this.
We spoke to one cretin who told The Times,
“You can’t just pitch a cabana and expect to reserve that spot! I’ve been here since 9 am waiting for KFC to open. I swear one of these days I’m gonna just run my 4WD right through one of these stupid cabanas!”
Nevertheless, the hungover man’s plan worked and he took his spot at the front of the queue. We asked how he felt about being first in line, he told The Times,
“Honestly, it’s great to execute a plan, now leave me alone while I get to work on hating myself the best way I know how – shoving this slop down my gullet”
Fair play.
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