The Perth Royal Show has responded to a need in the community after watching the looks on the faces of middle aged women as they watched some real men chop timber.
Clearly, the husband wasn’t enjoying the full show from his seat next to his significant other so some seating off to the side was deemed the perfect option.
We spoke to a husband who enjoyed the spectacle from his special little cuckchair. He told The Times,
“I ain’t complaining. She gets into a real mood after watching those big strong country boys do their thing. I cop a bit of shit for being lazy around the backyard but I tell her we’ll swing by Bunnings and pick up a new splitting axe and let’s just say the magic happens”
For fairness, we also spoke to a woman who said not having her “insufficient” husband’s stink next to her allowed her to enjoy the competition much more. She told The Times,
“All I could think about is… oh well that’s not PG rated hehe. It’s good that my husband got to wach from the side and take note of just how attractive being handy around the yard really is. If he wants that look in my eye maybe he can lift a finger on the weekend.
The Perth Royal Show says they have supervision at the special seating at all times and are on “high alert” for any sickos who are enjoying it just a little too much.