AFL Bans Sydney from Competing in Future Grand Finals For a Bit
The AFL has sent a brutal message to the Sydney Swans after yet another Grand Final shellacking against the Brisbane Lions. This marks Sydney’s 4th…
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10 pests you can’t avoid while watching finals footy
The back in the day enthusiast – a classic footy boomer that you’ll usually find on the other end of the line of a talkback footy…
Vossy conducts 23 citizens arrests for stealing a finals spot
Michael Voss has been forced to conduct 23 citizens arrests this evening after accusing 23 players of stealing a finals spot. The arrest comes after…
Freo fans start painful task of finding new activities for their September holiday in Melbourne
All across Westralia, Freo fans have started the gruelling task of finding fun new activities to do in Melbourne seeing as they’d locked & loaded…
Freo fan still feeling unclean after 8th shower after barracking for an Eagles victory yesterday
A Flagmantle fan has taken a few top layers of skin off after what his wife describes as “excessive showering” to wash away the stink…
Harley Reid awarded the Dale Kickett Medal for services to derby demolition
A panel of 3 judges unanimously awarded Eagles’ young’n the highest honour in a Western Derby – the Dale Kickett medal. From the bounce, the…