Barack Obama Reveals True Reason For Aussie Tour Is To Attend The Western Derby
A source close to the ex-President of the United States said the man wasn’t going to come all the way to Australia and miss one…
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BREAKING: Clarko runs a red in the team bus, police rule it not deliberate
Alastair Clarkson has caught another lucky break this evening after enthusiastically transporting his winning team to their hotel in the team bus. Witnesses claim he…
WA Footy Fans To Demand Extradition Of Ed Sheeran If A Player Even Gets A Cramp
It’s a tough day to be a footy oval curator but an even tougher day to be Ed Sheeran. With back-to-back games at Perth Stadium…
After Work Drinks Ruined By Coworker Once Again Talking About God Damn Work
It was shaping up to be the perfect afternoon for workers at a city firm. With an email going out at 2:30 saying everyone was…
The Bell Tower Times Year In Review (PART 1)
Esperance takes a shot at the king (January) – It seems ol sunny Esperance was sick of Cottesloe being WA’s most iconic beach so they…
Freo puts in a request to stay to remaining players
The Freo footy club has given formal notice to its remaining players that it would like them to please stay after 4 players requested trades…