Concerns for Strata Residents After Meddling Old Cow Buys Laminator
Residents in a West Perth strata complex have braced for impact after the meddling old cow from unit 6 was seen with a brand-spankin’ laminator…
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Parmi/Parma Disagreement Tearing Perth Mate’s Friendship Apart
Brett and Taylor had enjoyed a most amicable friendship for almost a decade. However, there was an ever-present simmering resentment that was slowly breaking down…
Sitting on a Gold Mine: Why Your Old Holden Jacket Is Better Than Superannuation
Do you think anyone wants their front lawn ripped up by a bloke wearing one of these bad boys? Forgetaboutit. Not only does the Jacket…
IN FOCUS: “Your Mate”
Navigating the nuances of the word “mate” is a skill that every Australian acquires through years of dealing with a rich ecosystem of human garbage.…
The Gumtree Housemate
Karls only real ability in life is fooling naive sub-letters into thinking he is a model housemate when he comes to inspect the room on…
The Amateur Explosives Expert
2020 should have Robbo on a bloody retainer. He is a multi-disciplined educating machine and has spent the past 8 months dishing out strongly-worded reckons…