BREAKING: Prosecco To Screech Ratio Reaching Critical Levels At Bottomless Brunch
Witnesses have expressed fears for eardrums within a 200m radius of a group of gal’s bottomless brunching as the first stop in a hen’s day. …
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Personal Injury Lawyers Volunteer To Drive Ambulances To Relieve Pressure In WA
In response to WA’s unacceptable ambulance situation, a dedicated community of personal injury lawyers has agreed to step up and do what needs to be…
Late Starts To Combat Scourge Of Drivers Who Inexplicably Can’t Defog Windscreen
Road safety advocates are calling on Perth employers to offer late starting options for shitforbrains employees who still inexplicably can’t remember how to defog their…
Captain High Beam Treating Suburban Perth Like He’s Bushbashing In Outback Kalgoorlie
The one thing about Freddy is, he isn’t the kind of man to do things by halves. So when he heard that one should turn…
Ms Self Diganosis
If whinging about imaginary ailments was an Olympic sport then Eliza must be Complain Bolt. She sets the gold standard in self-diagnosis, hypochondria and dramatic…
The WA Gumtree/Marketplace Pest
Gavin spots a washing machine for $300 in Yokine. To begin courting the seller he ungracefully mashed the “is this available” button before leaving the…