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You sicken him. You shirt & tie wearing corporate tool. Unlike his made-up food allergies, having to serve you actually does give him the shiits.…
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Coffee Snob Upgrades Personality To “Insufferable” After Moka Pot Purchase
Many of Jack’s friendships hang in the balance after his recent decision to upgrade from annoying espresso-machine guy to full-blown insufferable Moka pot guy in…
Perth Man Begins Camping Out At Taco Bell Construction Site
Canning Vale Man, Jeremy still struggles to live with himself after failing to be in the first wave of crook-digestion seeking hordes to descend upon…
Freo Fan Decides It’s Time To Add “2022” To Flagmantle Face Tattoo
Damo was called bold for getting “Flagmantle” inked across his forehead after the 3rd round. However, as confident as he was on a flag he…
Rising Cost Of Living Triggering Heinous Boomtown Price Memories in West Aussies
“Not this shit again”, a Perth city worker muses as he side eyes the ever-rising price of his morning coffee. Like many Western Australians who…
Hyde Park Locals To Enjoy Busy Day Of Ruthlessly Guarding Their Verges
Public holidays are always a special time for residents living adjacent to Perth’s Hyde Park. It’s a time to gather the family and assert their…