The security light, the CCTV and the FB group – how a hose segment heist went wrong
On 29 July 2022, a group of teens hatched a plan to pinch a segment of hose from a property near the park they were…
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Freo Dog Uncouples With Owner After Finding Star Signs Incompatible
A local hound has made the hard decision to “uncouple” with the Freo resident who adopted him after learning he was a Gemini and he…
Tourism WA Says $2M Needed For Northam Air Race Bid Better Spent On Quokka Selfies
The WA Government has slapped down Northam’s bid to host the Air Race World Championships stating the funding would be better used to invest in…
REPORT: Freak Who Claims To Go For Eagles & Dockers Making Everyone Uncomfortable
Dan, a new employee at a city accounting firm has made waves amongst his colleagues after his controversial views came to light. Completely disregarding the…
Bunnings denies hiring 1000’s of sketch artists related to ditching facial recognition cams
The Australian Information Commissioner is reported highly suspicious of Bunnings & Kmart hiring thousands of sketch artists in the wake of ditching their controversial facial…
Mr & Ms Splendour in the Grass
Ben & Celeste’s Instagram bios are wankier than a boarding dorm after lights out. They claim they need your help to send them to Byron…