Mr Swan River Booze Cruise
Move over blue/green algae outbreaks, Brett is the grossest thing floating on top of the Swan River. Today, Brett’s celebrating his buck’s party and has…
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Ms Cottesloe Beach
It’s hot out, so Cass heads to Perth’s most iconic amateur modelling competition: Cottesloe Beach. En route, she stops off at the Boatshed to stock…
Mr Dunsborough Toolie
Damo graduated in 2004 and had the time of his life on his Leavers break down in Dunsborough so to remind himself of when he…
REPORT: Attempts At Post Lunch Beers Productivity Just A Macabre Charade
Jeremy hasn’t done a fucken thing since about 11:45 this morning when he left his workstation to feast on a tray of leftover pastries in…
The Perth Fitness Cougar
The unpleasant discharge from muscular Tinder sexpests has polluted gyms and threatened the natural habitat of the lifestyle-fitness birds. Glamorous Western Suburbs cougars were forced…
Ms Uni Exams
There were more gaps in Mia’s education than a British toddler’s smile. Lectures were abandoned for vague promises to review the material later, and tutorials…