Not Posting a Photo Of Red Sunset Classified As Treason Against The Nation of Westralia
The Sunset Commander has declared that any Westralian not gawking in awe at the red sunset or sunrise this week and posting a photo to…
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Job Dodging 101
Like any true art form, job dodging must be executed with nuance and grace. If it’s done poorly you will shine like a glaring cold…
Clive To Bring Legal Action Against Himself For Damaging His Reputation
In an Australian first, Clive Palmer has sensationally instructed his solicitors to file an action against himself for damaging his reputation. A spokesperson for Clive…
Super Bowl Fan Plans To Surprise Valentines With 12 Hours of Day Drinking Before Date
Tom knew love was in the air when he knocked the top off his first pre-Super Bowl party froff at 6:30 this morning. Sure, It…
Ms Valentine’s Day
Valentine’s Day used to represent the Hall-water-Mark of consumerism. A day when the wave of pointless spending crashed on the shore of forced sentiment and…
Perth Snowboarder Who Spent One Season In 2018 Off His Face Reckons He Could’ve Made Olympics
Perth amateur snowboarder, Tobz, reckons he was on track for the 2022 Winter Olympics after after just one season on the Canadian slopes. Tobz was…