BREAKING: More People To Enjoy Explosions At Massage Joints Than Skyworks Tonight
Early reports suggest Skyworks 2022 is a bit of a fizzer. With most Western Australian’s opting to enjoy a more localised explosion down at their…
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Mr Double J’s Hottest 100 of 2001
Truth be told, Trent probably could have dealt with the Wiggles taking out top spot in yesterday’s Triple J Hottest 100 better. Alas, after half…
Drive Through Rub & Tugs Introduced To Slow Spread of Omicron
In response to the growing number of cases in Perth, drive-through rub and tuggeries have been set up to provide that sought-after relief in a…
Ms “I’m Not Like the Other Girls”
Anna just doesn’t see Kookai to eye with other girls. For most of her life, she has repelled women like a waft of Lynx Africa…
Pilbara Man Not Willing To Admit It’s Hot Until Egg Has Finished Cooking On Footpath
Despite temperatures sweltering to above 50 degrees in some parts of the Pilbara, Kenny has sensationally refused to admit he’s hot until such time as…
POSTCODES: Scarborough 6019
Scarborough is that festering scab by the sea that is begging you to pick it for your next amazing day out in Perf. You won’t…