The Northbridge Bouncer
Friday night, fight night. Jase begins his daily routine: an injection of anabolic steroids followed by blowing thick clouds while trying to staunch out his…
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BACK IN THE DAY: Trips in the Maxi Taxi
Years before Uber forced everyone to be a model passenger with their rating system, the Maxi Taxi reigned supreme. Best described as a mobile primate…
The YouTube Prankster
You think you know pranks? You merely adopted pranks, Kyle was born into pranks, molded by pranks ever since his mum pranked his dad by…
Mr I Moved to Melbourne
It’s been a year since Matty moved to Melbourne City and he has been too busy creaming himself over trams and dumplings to give his…
Mr Kwinana Motorplex
Bruce pours water into a bowl of Fruit Loops and slurps his breakfast while watching the V8 Supercars on Foxtel. To Bruce’s disgust, a Ford…
Mr Nedlands
It’s been years since Richard emerged from the pool of pretentious education, so to stave off the chilly breeze of moving on, he still wears…