BREAKING: Perth Hits Lowest Point – Getting Excited About a 22 Degree Day
After a winter wetter than a substitute teacher’s armpits, Perth residents are finding themselves getting a bit too excited about Friday’s 22 degree scorcher. What…
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Hurn Unsure What Felt Longer: 300 Game Career or Today’s Match
To get badly beaten by a group of Collingwood youths, one normally has to get off a late night tram on Smith St. The Eagles,…
Perth Man Instantly Regrets Mentioning Wind Around Co-worker Born in Geraldton
As per usual, Perth is blowing with the tenacity of a insta-Model trying to snag a free photoshoot. One could excuse someone for mentioning the…
IN FOCUS: The Immeasurable Disappointment of the Steak Sandwich
Legend has it that the steak sandwich was invented as a way for publicans to repurpose the rump cuts from meat trays that never made…
Mr Perth Sunday Sesh
Dan is awoken by a familiar natural phenomenon: the excess alcohol he consumed last night has caused a Sahara-esque situation in his mouth. In stark…
Mr St Georges Terrace
James storms down the terrace with a can of Coke Zero while engaging in a robust conversation through his AirPods. Naturally, the phone call is…