The Western Australian Plumber
Gav starts his day by power-yaking into his ensuite toilet at 5:30 am. After he purges his body of yesterday’s knock off drinks he walks…
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Man flying into Perth borrows Geelong guernsey in hope he’ll be classified essential enough to skip quarantine
Freedom hating traitor, Alex, has turned his back on WA for 5 years to pursue a career as a pro-art-wanker in Melbourne. This week he…
Mundaring Resident Shocked to Hear About “COVID-19” on Quadrennial trip to Civilisation
“What the hell is COVID-19?” Responded Bert as he was told it was a requirement of COVID-19 restrictions to wear a mask while entering City…
The Tour de France Enthusiast
Although Roger’s own cycling prowess consists of more cafe biscotti than breakaways he loves nothing more than tuning in every year to criticise the finely…
The Perth Accountant
Toby wasn’t like the other kids, instead of dreaming of fame or glory he dreamed of spreading apart the sheets of a Big 4 firm…
Mounts Bay Speed Camera Voted Public Servant of the Year
The speed camera that sits on Mounts Bay Road, affectionately dubbed “Trust Fund” by the State Government, has been awarded the Public Servant of the Year…