30 y/o Scarborough turbo shocked after realising beach body isn’t quite there yet
Despite 6 months of neglect, local man Kyle inexplicably reckoned his rig was ready for the big stage at Scarborough today. How wrong he was. …
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REPORT: Dôme Café Really Likes the Look of that Waterside Location in Your Suburb
Yesterday, we received a report that a Dôme Café location scout was seen licking his lips, rubbing his hands together, and announcing that he wanted…
WA Requires Sacrifice to Appease Primitive God to Ensure Bountiful Grand Final
Western Australia has been sent scrambling to adequately prepare for the Grand Final after it was announced today the MCG couldn’t host the big event.…
WA to Open First School of Crypto Mines in Kalgoorlie
Western Australia may be renowned as the champagne mining jurisdiction of the world but it’s losing countless workers to the allure of the real coal…
AFL Confirm 2021 WILL Be the First Grand Final to be Played in a Cave
AFL CEO, Gill confirmed that WA and its society of cave-dwelling, primordial soup-sippers will be the destination for the grand final if Melbourne continues to…
Hungover Broome Man Pays $150 for a Zinger Box at Auction
Broome local, John really delivered a 10 punch combo to his liver last night and woke up feeling dustier than the top of a Jockey’s…