Ms “I’m Getting Married!”
Unbeknownst to Dan, Mel had been planning her wedding long before the two had even met. Dan was simply the compliant sack of ring bearing…
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Mr Gym Selfie
Todd hovers around the free weights at Healthy Life while flicking through his own Instagram account. It’s been 25 minutes, and Todd hasn’t lifted a…
The Bell Tower Times Year in Review 2019
1. Geraldton v Boardshort ban – ScoMo did the unimaginable, he declared that boardshorts and thongs were banned from citizenship ceremonies on Australia Day. Little…
Mr Work X-Mas Party
Keith is a walking sexual harassment complaint. A triple smoked ham of a man that has been counting down the days until he can get…
7 Types of People on Rottnest Island
Ms Rottofornia Rotto is the undisputed premier location for like-whoring on Instagram. Ms Rottofornia will immediately fall into a #blessed trance as she loses controld…
Top Signs you May be a Pyramid Seller
Life Hasn’t Really Gone the Way You Hoped They say that life is like a box of Cadbury Favourites: somebody has to be the Moro…