Mr West Coast Eagles (2017)
As the final siren sounds on the Gold Coast v West Coast match, a distinctively louder, more obnoxious sound is fog-horning around the pub. Meet…
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Mrs Boycott Qantas
In the 70s Gladys was Australia’s finest women’s lawn bowler. Alas, she was always at odds with the game as she secretly hated the fact…
Mr Perth Cream Pie Protester
Old man McDonald just dropped the hottest BINGO call of 2017 and almost smiles. The ecstasy is short lived as someone mentions that the CEO…
Mrs “Can I Speak To a Manager?”
For years Deenise suckled from the teat of her hubby’s FIFO wage and raised her kids to feel like they were special. Not special as…
The Perth Italian
Tony is the result of a bottle of Acqua Di Gio breeding with a tub of hair gel and giving birth into a pile of…
Mr Perth Tradie
On-site, Dane contributes less than a soft-cocked corner-jacker at a bukake. Technically, he has a dual trade: shit talking and a cringe-worthy one-upmanship that knows…