Mr Perth Cream Pie Protester
Old man McDonald just dropped the hottest BINGO call of 2017 and almost smiles. The ecstasy is short lived as someone mentions that the CEO…
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Mrs “Can I Speak To a Manager?”
For years Deenise suckled from the teat of her hubby’s FIFO wage and raised her kids to feel like they were special. Not special as…
The Perth Italian
Tony is the result of a bottle of Acqua Di Gio breeding with a tub of hair gel and giving birth into a pile of…
Mr Perth Tradie
On-site, Dane contributes less than a soft-cocked corner-jacker at a bukake. Technically, he has a dual trade: shit talking and a cringe-worthy one-upmanship that knows…
Mr Waleed Aly
Waleed awakens in his ivory tower and peruses a room full of suits. He ponders today’s garbs as he tries to pick the suit that…
Mr Breakfest
Gary wakes up on Boxing Day to the soothing sounds of test match cricket. There is no time to spare, he is feeling a little…