Mr Victoria Park
“Come for the food and stay because some Oxy fiend stuck you with his syringe” – a phrase that should be printed on a billboard…
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IN FOCUS: Being The Neighbourhood BMX Bandito
The most important thing to understand about the BMX bandit lifestyle is that it chooses you – you do not choose it. Consider it the…
Ms “I’m Getting Married!”
Unbeknownst to Dan, Mel had been planning her wedding long before the two had even met. Dan was simply the compliant sack of ring bearing…
Mr Gym Selfie
Todd hovers around the free weights at Healthy Life while flicking through his own Instagram account. It’s been 25 minutes, and Todd hasn’t lifted a…
The Bell Tower Times Year in Review 2019
1. Geraldton v Boardshort ban – ScoMo did the unimaginable, he declared that boardshorts and thongs were banned from citizenship ceremonies on Australia Day. Little…
Mr Work X-Mas Party
Keith is a walking sexual harassment complaint. A triple smoked ham of a man that has been counting down the days until he can get…