Scarborough announces long awaited beach parking upgrade promising 2 new bays
It’s the news every Scabs Beach lover has been waiting for. Finally, beach parking woes will be no more after two brand spankin’ bays were…
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Westralian man shocked to learn there is no “s” at the end of daylight saving
As the annual media shit-stir over “daylight savings” begins, a Westralian man has had his foundations rocked after repeatedly seeing it written as daylight saving.…
West Coast fan quietly confident other fanbases won’t bring up the AFL assistance package in future arguments
A West Coast Eagles fan has told his friends today that he is quietly confident no other supporter base will bring up the assistance package…
Man throws himself to the mercy of returning down south traffic to unwind after a day at the Perth Royal Show
A Perth man has decided he needs to enjoy a comparatively relaxing activity after enduring the horrors of the Perth Royal Show. His senses have…
SOR man yearns to one day have a reason to take the Cranford Ave Freeway exit
A born & bred Bull Creekian has driven down the Kwinana Freeway more times than he dares count. Each time, yearning that he could one…
Nissan release AI powered exhaust that detects when there is maximum moot to release the soot
Nissan has a problem and they know it – their most passionate customers want one thing and one thing only, diesel. Instead of reverting back…