A Day in the Life of an Olympics Armchair Expert
8:00 am – I awaken to a familiar twang of a random pain in my body. My wife reckons I stuffed my back demonstrating butterfly…
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Biden announces plan to get a house on the Mandurah canals and a Dome long mac topped up served extra hot
Joe Biden has sent shockwaves through American politics today by announcing he’s stepping aside in the Presidential race due to some lacklustre performances on the…
ex-BASE jumper now entering building contracts in WA to satisfy his risk-taking tendencies
A former BASE jumper and all-around lunatic has revealed that throwing himself off buildings, antennae, bridges and cliffs no longer gives him the thrill it…
A Day in the Life of a Certified Forklift Operator
6:00 am – I wake up on me girlfriend’s mum’s futon. I’m no longer allowed to use the bathroom after she found my bucket set…
Local millionaire spotted with a can of pre-mix and a dart from a recognisable brand
Onlookers were treated to a taste of how the other side live today when SOR resident Macka walked out onto his balcony with a can…
The Ford Ranger Driver
Jhetthew aka Jhett charges towards the ensuite in his latest temporary fling’s room and boots in the door like he has a warrant. There was…