Private school mum demands teachers be GPS tracked after waiting 45 mins for email reply
A Perth private school mummy is demanding her kid’s teachers be GPS tracked after she was made to wait 45 minutes for a reply on…
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Man tries to book Arj Barker to perform on his next flight after stance on noisy babies revealed
A man about to embark on an international flight has watched the furore surrounding comedian Arj Barker with great interest. At a show last night,…
Man regrets bringing an Ozito to a Milwaukee fight
A notorious weekend warrior has failed to bond with his new neighbours after hearing a bit of DIY going on over the weekend. At approximately…
Tradie Needs You To Be Home Between 7:30am and September For Job Tomorrow
A Perth tradie has locked in a job to do some repairs on a backyard pergola tomorrow, advising the customers that he’ll be anywhere from…
Perth First Home Buyers Outbid on Dream Meth Cave
You hate to see it. Samantha and Thomas had saved up a $150k deposit and were prepared to go as high as $450,000 for the…
Perth man wakes up with a vague, ominous recollection of being at Billy Lee’s early Sunday morning
Perth pisswreck Damo has woken up with a memory that would rival Guy Pearce in Momento. As per usual, Damo has stuck his snout in…