Local bobtail wants to know if your eyes are fucken painted on mate
At 8:30 am this morning, a local bobtail had just finished a healthy session of terrorising a cowardly old lady in her garden. Feeling satisfied…
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REPORT: “Your Mate” At It Again
In news that no one will find shocking, “your mate” has begun acting like a clown after you took the punt on inviting him out…
Amateur full forward’s Mad Monday still going strong after kicking off in August
Amateur full forward and club legend Thommo has smashed another club record after extending his Mad Monday celebration by about 20 days so far, and…
“Bazplay” – Basil Zempilas Appoints Himself Coldplay’s Support Act
Coldplay recently put out a search to find some local WA talent to open for them during their two sold-out Perth shows. Naturally, tons of…
Serbian workmate taking a few “Novak” length toilet breaks to avoid discussing Wimbeldon final
Jovan, a Serbian/Australian staff member of a mid-tier firm in the city has been deploying tactical “Novak” length toilet breaks today to avoid having to…
Hungover bloke about to risk it all on mate’s couch
Local pisswreck and general grub Matty has woken up on a mate’s couch after a heavy Friday night on the froffs. He laid there in…