Tag: A Day In The Life Of

7:30 am – I wake up and force a bush chook down while texting my boss that I’m sick. I won’t lie it goes down…

8 am: I am camping in the right lane of Forrest Highway going 20 under the speed limit, it’s so heartwarming to see people waving at…

7:45 am – I adorn my body with the fresh kit that I have chosen to spend my money on and not on golf lessons…

8:00 am – I awaken to a familiar twang of a random pain in my body. My wife reckons I stuffed my back demonstrating butterfly…

6:00 am – I awake the soviet horror of a cold draught creeping into my fortress of warmth. Despite the full frontal heat-assault I launch…