7:15 am – ensure I am up to welcome the sun mother’s gifts by ingesting a heroic dose of shrooms the night before. Stare directly at…
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A Day In The Life Of An Office Admin Worker
8:00 am – I wake up to my morning ritual P!nk songs followed by briefing Mr Whiskers and Sergeant Snuggles about who I will crush…
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A Day In The Life Of A Range Rover Driver
9:00 am – awaken to boorish knocking and aggressive phone calling from a tradesman. He claims he’s been here since 8:30. I try to remind…
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A Day In The Life Of A Property Manager
7:45 am – I nearly scalp myself pulling my ponytail to tightness levels not seen before. The tighter the ponytail the tighter the ship I run.…
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A Day in the Life of a Social Influencer
7 am: I stand in front of my mirror and affirm to myself that posting thirst traps for simps is a real job, no matter…
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A Day In the Life of a RAM Driver
5:30 am – I wake up from another dream that my wife hadn’t left me because I blew all our savings on “that stupid fkn…
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