Australians love Oktoberfest because they get to adopt and treat Bavarian culture like a red-haired orphan. Call it payback for Germany’s indiscretions over the years.…
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Ms “The Bachelor”
Kimmy watches The Bachelor to escape the reality of her own love life; if you could call the putrid garbage heap of mirror-masturbators and knuckle…
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Mr Scarborough Beach Pool
News of the Scarborough Beach pool opening has Ron’s blood pressure rising like the temperature inside a neglectful pet owners car. It is nothing short…
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Mr Big Bash Cricket
Paul is a McCricket fan. He could never handle the 5-course test match degustation on offer but found the happy meal of Big Bash far…
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Tips on Having a Great Day at the Races
1. Women’s Fashion Pick a dress that will make you look as hot as when you enter as when you are filmed slopping around the…
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Mr Royal Show Carnie
Daz has toured the show circuit for 20 years and is better at separating bogans from their money than a Centrelink piss-test. He runs sideshow…
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