K-Mart is the mecca of full-time mummies who gleefully brag about blowing $500 from the family budget when they only wanted a throw rug or…
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Mrs #Queening
There is only one rule in regards to Facebook-guided mothers: there are no rules. After the child is birthed the placenta of entitlement flops onto…
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Mrs Garden City
After dropping off her silver spoonlings to her mother’s for the day, Amanda heads towards the Claremont Quarter of the South: Garden City. She finds…
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Ms Pyramid Scheme
Since graduating high school, Kayler’s life was marred with the kind of erratic turbulence one would expect from a Cessna flying over the Bermuda Triangle.…
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Mrs Organic Mummy
Celeste can’t believe doctors study for 10 years to be so wrong. When it comes to raising a healthy bubba David “Avocado” Wolfe is Jesus,…
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Mrs Coles’ Miniature Toys
Kath is the sort of full-time mummy that will decry Coles for profiteering with 15c plastic bags, but happily spend $30 each trip to try…
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